"Ventibate just saved someone's life today. Instead of bashing in the skull of that stupid fuck who cut me off I can post this here instead."
Begging for money with $200 shoes on your feet
I had a fine piece of white trash approach me today begging for money, but the funny thing was he had a pair of new Jordans WTF? how did a junkie g...
Transexuals
Who do you think your fooling? I can see your 5 o'clock shadow, I can tell thats a wig, you have big man bones and a deep man voice and an adams ap...
Stop the madness
Every year in this country nearly 500,000 people are put in jail for the bullshit "crime" of smoking pot. I'm not a lawyer but I thought crimes wer...
Bi racials
The whole world sees white women with black men constantly on TV, on the streets, and just about everywhere else. WHY!!!!!! IN my entire life, and ...
People who can't count to 12
I really, really hate people who cannot fuking count to 12. I see them all time in the grocery store, when i'm picking up 2 damn things and I get ...
George says fuck you one last time
The midnite regulations that the Scum administration is pushing thru at the last minute are designed to make sure the bleeding of america keeps on ...
Nice guys?
FUCK. I'm the nice guy. I want this girl so bad, I love her, I would do anything for her. But I'm the nice guy. I've done everything I can thin...
Mother fucker!
BITCH! How dare you question someone else's choices? So what if she wants to drink? She's not a psychotic, angry drunk like you were when you we...
Parking Lots
What the fuck, people? I got in my car and noticed a huge dent in the door, not a ding, but an actual dent! Some fuckin moron swung their door op...
Michael Jackson too sick to stand trial?
Fuck this twisted pedophile bastard, it's getting too much to hear celebs. with money getting away with murder, specially this one, what a sick fuc...
Too tight?
Me and my guy had sex together for the first time last week. After he told me that I had an extreemly tight vagina. So i asked if that was a good t...
Sex w/o a Bed
Alright -- so I'm in college and always looking for new places to get the deed done. Sure, I've always loved the bedroom, but something about that...
IDIOT Guidance Counselor
Ok -- So, just like in the movies, my guidance counselor sent in the wrong transcript. I gave her all of my materials: recommendations, applicatio...
Automotive repair
As an auto tech I commonly find myself wondering, why do people leave so much trash, half-eaten food, pop/beer cans, dirty diapers, used condoms, e...
Spy/Ad/Malware
This one goes out to all you mother fuckers who think it's funny to make Spy, Ad, and Malware.
(Deep breath)
You damn mother fuckers don't dese...
Whatever your beliefs are...
... Keep them to yourself. No one cares if your almighty diety is going to strike down non-believers. No one cares if you think your god(s) is (a...
Enough with the has-been celebrities
Has anyone else noticed the new trend of once-popular celebrities appearing on on game shows and playing "for charity"? Right now most of us are h...
Wish I were in California to fight the anti-gay right!
Despite good news on the federal front, in California the Far Right strikes again, this time in the form of Prop 8! Thanks to the usual culprits -...
Management doesn't listen
Why can't managment listen to its employees. Every break room should have a suggestion box.
Dumb ass immature relatives
My mother and sister are so immature. my parents have been divorced for 12 years and my sister still blames my dad so she teams up with my mom and ...
Cut Me Off
I fucking hate when people cut you off and then drive incredibly slow. When they just pull out onto the road, as if they have the right of way. Don...
So I'm skinny
I'm 5'8" and about 125 to 135 throughout my life! Everywhere I go people think one of three things 1) I don't eat 2) I throw it up or 3) I diet or...
Laughing Hyena
Laughter doesn't bother me. I love to make people laugh. I love to laugh.
What's driving me absolutely crazy is my co-worker's laugh. She la...
Apparently Death Isn't a Good Enough Reason
Well... Monday night, my grandfather died. (Strangely enough he was a veteran.) This is the first time someone close to me has passed away, so I'm ...
Hated by Many
I just wanted to voice my opinion on a situation I've been running into the past few years. I am so sick of stupid simple bitches ( can be man or ...