"And I looked at what I created, and it was good." -Me 6:1
I am so fucking sick of Christianity and Islam. Why cant you people just get a fucking life?Examples? Lets see. Where should I start. I'll just get straight to it and go after the Muslim community. They are the ones that are going to be the most offended by this anyway, but guess what? I dont give a bald, flying, monkey fuck. Seriously, I dont. Oh youre offended by cartoons that someone drew? Fuck you. Get over yourselves. Oh you dont like the way you are portrayed in the media? Stop being assholes and killing people over a guy that died centuries ago.
Im sorry that every single angry Muslim in the world lives in some rat infested shit-hole but does that really mean that I should alter the way I live to please you? No. Fuck you. Im so sick of having to walk the razors edge that is political correctness. Racial profiling of Muslims? Cry me a fucking river. Why dont you do something more worthwhile than finding every single slight affront to your religion in any obscure media outlet and making an international incident out of it? Is there anything that doesnt offend you? Surely you arent offended by your own religion? Oh wait. Whats that? Sunnis and Shiites hate each other? Weird. Just do the world a favor and kill yourselves you bearded fucks. I hate you more than I hate anything in the world.
Oh and Christians. Lets not forget you shall we? Jesus is dead. He isnt walking around doing favors for anyone. So quit giving me fucking pamphlets at the gas station and telling me that Jesus can save me. From what? Cancer? No. Debt? No. AIDS? No. Death? surely not. Youre just a club of freaks that are so self righteous you think that the way you live is better. Well guess what sweetheart. Youre wrong. Dead wrong. I couldnt give two shits about eating a stale piece of bread and drinking wine every Sunday. If I wanted to do that I would be homeless thanks very much. Oh and lets not forget the whole "Love thy neighbor" thing. Where did that go wrong? Please correct me if I am mistaken but I have yet to see a Bible with an asterix after that statement that leads me to a footnote that says "Love thy neighbor unless they be anything other than a Bible beating Christian. Oh and especially not if they are gay." I would think that would be a hard one to miss.
To sum it all up, you Christian and Muslim ass pirates, take a page from the Jews. Have you failed to notice that with the exception of Holocaust jokes Jews dont get offended when McDonalds adds bacon to its new cheeseburger because it offends their religious sensibilities? Or throw a huge fit over the fact that a Teletubby is gay? Or any of the NUMEROUS problems the other two in the "Big Three" have coping in todays world? Just get over yourselves. Im so fucking sick of you.
For the record, I was raised Catholic so dont make the mistake of thinking that this is some sly underhanded Judaism is the way to enlightenment rant. It just seems that after centuries of oppression and enslavement they have learned to keep their heads down and mouths shut when it comes to religion. Christianity and Islam, take a slice of the ol' Torah scroll and just shut your fucking faces. My only true disappointment is the fact that there is no afterlife for me to laugh in your faces for eternity.
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1So what exactly did you create? This rant? I created a huge dump in my toilet this morning that was actually a little more interesting.
I'm guessing you're the guy that wants to be named "King of Ventibate" and if so, why don't you start signing your posts like Sir Ventalot does. It's kind of hard to crown a king when you don't know who he is.
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2I love that at the bottom of this post is a link called "Meet Muslims for Marriage".
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3Since this is my first post ever I find it hard to see where the whole "Me wanting to be king" thing came from. I was under the impression that I could just say what pissed me off. I wasnt aware that I should be trying to entertain you.
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4My mistake then, #3, your post just seemed very similar to another guys that posts long rants like this and expects special recognition for it. www.ventibate.com
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5Oh God. That guys a douche. Even though its anonymous, it hurts in a weird way to think that I sound/write like him. Ew.
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6So you somehow find his rants about Canadians and Brits more offensive than your rant about religious zealots? Now that's funny, right there, I don't care who you are, that's funny.
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7wow, AWESOME larry the cable guy reference... no one has even mentioned being offended
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8BEST AND MOST TRUTHFUL RANT OF ALL TIME. YOU WIN AT VENTIBATE!
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9I didn't write this, but thanks for thinking it was me. Read my articles; Religion Did It, For the Men's Room, and Response to MLK Day Rant. This is a good article, maybe a bit angry. I'll start signing my later articles.
-The Captain
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10I agree with most of this except for the part about the Jews. They complain as much as anyone, and indeed have managed to convince the past several administrations to commit a big chunk of the war budget to protecting Judaism. Where I've worked, we always had to be PC about holiday decorations, staff meetings, etc. lest not encroach on someone's sacred day (and there are hundreds it seems). I think the whole "just get along" message is the thing. Give a little, get a little.
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11I also wrote Pull up your pants. Forgot about that one...
-The Captain
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12Love thy neighbor - oh yeah, that one. Thanks for the positive reinforcement by leading in example. If only the opposition could somehow show not only how everyone else is wrong but offer a better way forward. Although it is hard to beat the example of giving up riches and rights in sacrificial love for the payment of death so that others could live!
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13Gosh not every one takes it to the extreme. Not all christians hate gays and non-christians and try to shove their beliefs down others throats. Im guessing you've had some bad experences with the ones you have met? Not everyone is like that
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