Tom Cruise is a douchebag
If King Louis the XIV was still around, even he would say, " wow, that guy is, how you say, Le Huge Douchebag". Even John Edwards, the biggest douchebag in the known universe (although quadrant alpha - 7 has yet to be explored) would say, "Wow, I'm a pretty big douchebag for lying and saying I can talk to dead people, but Tom Cruise, well Jesus, it's Tom Cruise. At most he makes me look like Vagisil."That is how big of douchebag Tom Cruise is. Period.
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1It's John Edward without the S. That is if you're talking about that phony psychic douchebag.
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2you are a douchebag. what the fuck is wrong with you?
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3Well, we all know who comment #2 is, don't we?
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4Thanks #1, I was racking my brain trying to figure out when John Edwards ever said he could talk to dead people.
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5I have always thought Tom Cruise was a douchebag. But now he is proving to everyone!
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6this is tom cruise venting..... i can see youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. i beat my wife because she did nude scenes. mwahahahaha.
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7you are not creative venter.
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9chill
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10Ha! John Edward! I love that guy! I used to watch him on TV as a kid. At least everyone knew/knows that he's a fake. But Tom Cruise? There's a special place in Douchebag Hell for that guy.
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11Tom Cruise IS a douchebag.
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12Tom cruise is not all that. Has anyone noticed how old he looks next to katie? And he is so whacked. He is building an underground " bunker " that costs 10million dollars, so he will be safe when the aliens comes. LOL . read up on scientology, that is what they are all about Aliens. He is such a nutcase and my heart goes out to poor Katie Holmes, aka joey potter from capeside. Her skin looks terrible her hair is just " not her " and I really believe that tom cruise has her so brainwashed and barefoot and preggo that she has no time even for herself. Tom is a control freak, telling katie what she can and can't do or where she can go. He put a frickin house arrest bracelet on her ankle! I am praying for poor katie who seems sad and lost.... And whom Tom is desperately trying to make into Jackie Kennedy.
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13i wish all douchebag hollywood celebs would just die. make sure they are all in town like pukecruse, travolta, lohan, spears, kardashians, showbiz tonight, robin williams, susan sarandon, and every other puke oh forgot hilton, then drop a big bomb and get it overwith. hollywood is dead now it is douchebag city, they are an insult include povich springer oprah dr. phil tyra and every other loser called a celeb. real acting and real movies have ended and we are left with this selfish mess. just die or go away please.
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14Tom cruise isn't even hot, how the hell did he end up in hollywood? I still can't believe he left Nicole Kidman fooled around for a bit, then married Katie Holmes, Nicole is wayyyy prettier. Tom is not just a douchebag, but also a giant sack filled with used condoms and feces
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15www.www-ministero-pubblica-istruzione-it.historical-experience.net
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