Ode to Ventibaters

A word to the wise, my friends.

To achieve your venting ends,

Full consideration's not needed

Nor advice need be heeded,

If the writing merely offends.

But rather attention must be paid

To the writer whose soul is staid

By a cause or a truth,

No matter the uncouth

Nature of comments made.

Our minds, they are so shallow.

Our souls, like fields, become fallow,

When so many haters

Become Ventibaters,

Humanity breaches unhallow.

The problems that we face,

Have nothing to do with race,

But rather the hate

We reciprocate.

This is, indeed, the case.

We joined this community for dialogues,

Though we hear mainly the filth of demagogues,

The issue of race

Is a weapon sans taste

Used ineffectually in blogs.

To you, fellow venters, I say,

Keep up your voluminous bray.

But always beware

The truth that is there,

'Neath ignorance and naïveté.

-The Captain




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  • 1
    Fucking AWESOME.

    Posted 7 months ago | Report
  • 2
    Nicely done but I would like to point out that venting is venting and if something pisses someone off that someone else finds distasteful discourse, they simply need ignore it. Racial issues are a fact of society and although I'm sure most of us don't want Ventibate to become a hatred site, there are bound to be people venting about it.

    If I recall correctly you're the one that posted the I hate Brits and I hate Canadians vents so coming from you this is kind of odd. It's okay to hate on nationalities but not races?

    Posted 7 months ago | Report
  • 3
    So according to The Captain, it's okay to bash people based solely on the country they come from or bash people based on their religion or their sexual preference or their looks or their lack of education but we shouldn't bash people based on their race.

    Can you say double standard?

    Posted 7 months ago | Report
  • 4
    Running neck and neck between 'creative' and 'gay' at the moment and I predict that by the end of the day 'gay' will be ahead.

    Posted 7 months ago | Report
  • 5
    #3 Some of those things are a choice, mostly religion. They choose to be fucktards we should label them as such.

    Posted 7 months ago | Report
  • 6
    I did not write the I hate Brits and I hate Canadians articles. I sign my articles now. So far, I've written: For the men's room, Pull up your pants, Religion did it, and Response to MLK day rant. Plus this one, obviously...

    Posted 7 months ago | Report
  • 7
    Wow, just read that article. No way I wrote that. First of all, xenophobic is spelled with an x. Also, I don't use random profanity and I usually try to have a point. Go ahead, read my other articles.

    Posted 7 months ago | Report
  • 8
    #3 here. I thought you were the guy that wants to be named the king of Ventibate. I guess not, so... never mind.

    Posted 7 months ago | Report
  • 9
    60% gay so far.

    Posted 7 months ago | Report


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