Horny Hypocritical Governor Resigns

New York Governor Eliot Spitzer resigned yesterday after being threatened with impeachment for having sex with a prostitute. His wife is kinda hot though, you've got to wonder why a guy with a hot wife would pay women for sex. Maybe she just wouldn't put out so he had to go elsewhere. Or maybe it wasn't her fault and he wanted her to have sex with him while he wore diapers, sucked on a baby bottle and called her mommy while she played with his peepee.

In case any politicians are reading this I have a suggestion for you. When you need to hire a prostitute because you're just too damn kinky for your wife, find one on the street and pay her a hundred bucks cash. Whatever you do, don't hire a pro through an "agency" and pay $4,300 for them to arrange for you to have sex with Ashley Alexandra Dupre at the Mayflower Hotel. With a name like maybe she was worth the money... Nah, no fuck is worth four grand.

I don't care if someone hires a prostitute for sex and I don't care if they're famous or not, that's their business. But, when some lying hypocritical prick like Eliot Spitzer who worked as New York's assistant district attorney before being elected governor pays over $80,000 for prostitutes over a several year period while at the same time prosecuting people for it and supporting laws against it, resigning isn't enough.

During his resignation speech Spitzer, who was known as "Mr. Clean" for taking down crime and corruption and had been considered presidential material said, "I am deeply sorry that I did not live up to what was expected of me.'' No you're not you lying bastard, you're just sorry you got caught.

He went on to say, ''As I leave public life, I will first do what I need to do to help and heal myself and my family. Then I will try once again, outside of politics, to serve the common good and to move toward the ideals and solutions which I believe can build a future of hope and opportunity for us and for our children.'' Okay, great. So once this all blows over, the scumbag plans to go back to fighting crime and corruption. Let's hope he'll fight real crimes and not try to stop consenting adults from exchanging a little cash for a good fuck.

Sir Ventalot

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You hit the nail on the head in that he's only sorry he got caught. That's always the case with these politicians, or clergy or any of the other high-profile busts. In a position of power these people see themselves as being above everyone else and they feel no shame for their actions, only remorse that they've dropped a few notches in the eyes of their adoring public. Once things blow over they're back into something else shady, because power is a drug you can't kick.

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Spitzer swallows.

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his wife used to be alot hotter...he's aged her .he should be tied up and fucked in the ass by any homo new york taxpayer that wants him , anyone that wants to take a hit at this scumbag.i'm all for prostitution as a business,just not for assholes that steal other people's money for it.douchebag

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hehe

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spitze...not swallows

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lol @ 5

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