Ventibate Rules
I love this site.Its' a community of hate filled people, and theres nothing funnier in the entire world.
Seriously.
I declare today International ventibate day to anyone who cares.
HAPPY VENTIBATE DAY.
*although this isn't a rant soooooooooo
RELIGION! WTF!*
Yeah that was irony =]
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1hmmm... I'm not sure someone has to be filled with hate to find venting cathartic or worthwhile. Would you say that anyone that disagrees with something or disapproves of George Bush, for example, would have to be filled with hate to express a negative opinion?
Suppose I smash my thumb with a hammer and once it stops throbbing I decide to post a rant about the guy that invented the hammer and the poor quality care I just received at the hospital. Would that make me hate filled or am I just some guy that needs to get something off my chest?
Lewis Black is one of my favorite comedians and his entire act is nothing but venting but I don't think he's filled with hate.
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2Oh no don't get me wrong i dont mean to in ANY way mock the users of ventibate, and im sure a lot of innocent hammer weilding citizens post here, but the really good, really meaty vents come from those hate filled peopple who have the creativity to twist words to their hateful advantage.
Humanity sucks, lets all celebrate it.
(Considered saying let's all suck together, decided against it.)
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3Okay, I see your point and I second the motion to designate this as Ventibate Day. Hey, if Martin Luther King can get a national holiday, why not Ventibate?
Uh oh, was that last part hateful?
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4I think it was, you have changed ventibate day into a multicultural day!
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5As it should be.
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6Exactly.
In fact I may make a poster.
Im sure ventibate would love a little free local advertising.
VENTIBATE DAY.
RANT. BITCH. MOAN.
good times.
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7For the record, we support the advancement of a campaign to make March 13 Ventibate Day and we always appreciate free advertising.
The Admin
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8Oh im so on it.
How would one go about such a thing though?
anyone sugesst anything?
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9The first step would be to start a petition. I took the liberty of whipping one up. www.ipetitions.com
The Admin
I'd be happy to give the OP credit for the idea and add a link to his/her website in the links portion of the petition if they desire.
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10Why don't you change ventibate's name to " A place where whiny white guys go to cry about their misfortunes and girpe about opinions that they don't agree with, a place where almost everyone types with one hand because the other hand is on their tiny little penis, thinking about black men having sex with their wives and mothers."
Or
"A place where nerdy, ignorant losers with tiny dicks go to display hateful comments that they would never admit to if brought the oppurtunity in public."
Add this:
Most users have confederate flag wallpapers on their desktops, wear nothing but sweatpants to cover their fat asses, listen to "classic" rock, work as a mechanic or general laborer, never graduated high school and type 2 wpm. Most users are also smell like feces, and have a napolean complex, and wouldn't reveal their identity if their life depended on it. All users are addicted to internet porn and frequently engage in beastiality, and are university football fans, although they have never set foot inside a university. Ventibate users typically promote not wiping or washing their asses, so they can distinguish themselves among others that do not use ventibate. Also, ventibate users are typically virgins and alcoholics who were born without the ability to use logic or reason, and many are clinically insane. If the above don't apply to you, you should not spend time on ventibate.
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11Nah, those names are way too long. Glad to see you spending time on Ventibate though.
The Admin
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12Can I get a hoorah for the ventibate admin, who in one sentence obliterated the stupid foolish hater.
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13I'm going to tell my co-worker about this site. She does nothing but bitch and moan from 3:30 until 11:30 and it gets a bit tiresome. Shut up or move on. Bitch
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14Those names are way too long?
how about racialbate?
Masturbate? Retaliate?
I have more.
Analbate works. hillbillybate is appropriate.
Queerbate has a nice ring to it! Sounds familiar!
For commenter #12 you can change the name to militarybate because he uses words that only G. I. Joe uses.
Hoorah on my D, boy.
The most accurate name would probably be dropoutrant. Com because the only people who use this site have completed 10 years or less of school. Either that or they are retarded or insane.
Thanks for the inspiration admin, and for this piece of shit website.
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15Thanks for coming to this "piece of shit website" and giving their posts more views because of all your comments which have no effect, and thanks for taking the good few hours it probably took you to think of all those names, being a stupid hater who believes that a website about hating is stupid, so goes and hates on it, and not in the fun and informative way but the stupid I-Have-No-Social-Life way, you do not have an effect on anybody except yourself.
Hoorah!!!!!!
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