Leave your friend's behind

Dear gay co-worker;

Congrats on getting a boyfriend. No, really. None of us here are bothered by the fact you're gay, or that you are getting some. Whatever floats your boat. BUT, please don't bring your boyfriend to WORK every single day to hang out with (and over) you! None of us bring our spouses or girlfriends to work, because it's a place of BUSINESS and not a social event! We're professionals, we come here to do a job, save the love-fests for Club Rainbow or whatever.

(Your manager feels the same way, but he's too wussy to say anything. But that's another rant.)

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1
Print this out and staple it to his desk.

Posted 4 months ago | Report
2
eww...that's too gay

Posted 4 months ago | Report
3
No wonder you want him to leave his "friend's behind". I'm guessing it was unintentional and you were just saying to leave his friend home but by adding the apostrophe it either became a humorous mistake or a funny planned double entendre.

Posted 4 months ago | Report
4
^ It was intentional. - OP

Posted 4 months ago | Report
5
^ Nicely done then. - commenter #3

Posted 4 months ago | Report
6
Yeah it was clever how you referenced homosexuals and their preference towards anal sex in your title.

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7
Haha, That was quite clever. Made the whole thing worth reading really. Not that you don't have a good point. We need more witty titles up in here

Posted 4 months ago | Report
8
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Posted 5 days ago | Report

Leave your friend's behind

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