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Men must find it terribly amusing to mess with my head! I just don't get it...make up your mind!Rating:0.00
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Just get in the kitchen and make me a sammich WHORE
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The pilot comes over the intercom telling everyone the plane os going down and they're not gonna survive. A woman stands up and yells "I want to die feeling like a woman!" A man a few rows back rips his shirt off throws it to her and yells, "iron this, i'm running late."
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Hey sweetheart, if you would'nt wear your heart/mind on your sleeve, then men wouldn't want to fuck with you! Let me guess, you fall for evey guy you date, you (within the 3-6 months) of dating them tell then that you are falling in love with them, right? Once a guy hears that and if he is not committed to falling in love himself will see that you are all hung up over him and start to play games. All you have to say is fuck it! Go out with the girls one night and find some cute/hot guy and fuck the shit out of him. Who cares what anyone says, just have straight hot butt naked sex and don't worry if he doesn't call you, go out the next night/weekend and do the same thing!!! Eventually, a guy or guys will get hung up on you!
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^^^ Or, you will wind up with a vagina that looks like burned hamburger meat and an itch that just won't go away.
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Just get in the kitchen and make me a sammich WHOREPosted 1 year ago | Report
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The pilot comes over the intercom telling everyone the plane os going down and they're not gonna survive. A woman stands up and yells "I want to die feeling like a woman!" A man a few rows back rips his shirt off throws it to her and yells, "iron this, i'm running late." Posted 1 year ago | Report
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Hey sweetheart, if you would'nt wear your heart/mind on your sleeve, then men wouldn't want to fuck with you! Let me guess, you fall for evey guy you date, you (within the 3-6 months) of dating them tell then that you are falling in love with them, right? Once a guy hears that and if he is not committed to falling in love himself will see that you are all hung up over him and start to play games. All you have to say is fuck it! Go out with the girls one night and find some cute/hot guy and fuck the shit out of him. Who cares what anyone says, just have straight hot butt naked sex and don't worry if he doesn't call you, go out the next night/weekend and do the same thing!!! Eventually, a guy or guys will get hung up on you!Posted 1 year ago | Report
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^^^ Or, you will wind up with a vagina that looks like burned hamburger meat and an itch that just won't go away.Posted 1 year ago | Report
