I want to fucking trip kids who wear Heelys
Seriously, I see like 5 of them every day where I work. They zip around on their fucking roller death boots at 50 miles an hour when there are tons of people around them, and they don't even give a shit.Once, just once, I want to see one of these little dipshits fall on their face and whine their little hearts out. I'm not a sadist, I just want these stupid tots (and their even stupider parents) to learn their lesson. Those things are fucking dangerous, and you should have to sign a waiver to wear them.
If there are any parents reading this, and you have had your kid(s) ask you to buy them a pair of Heelys, please... DON'T. While it'll be extremely hilarious for me to see them fall on their face, you probably don't want the trouble.
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1If it makes you feel any better I saw one whizzing through foot traffic in a mall only to slam into a Dave & Buster's glass wall and fall on his ass
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2I think requiring them to ONLY wear the pink ones you pictured would be ample punishment.
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3lol 1
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4The malls around here have rules against it and I have seen parents of small children warned by security to control their kids and teens ejected from the mall, but unfortunately, sometime people need to learn things the hard way and accidentally tripping them or turning into them as they come flying by and causing them to run head on into a wall and knock out some teeth would be far more effective than talking to them.
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5Have you ever worn those things? Its liberating. Ive never felt so free in all my 20 years of living!!
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6I think you're just jealous
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7Nope, I believe the tone I was trying to set was anger and annoyance. Not jealous in the slightest.
If I wanted to whiz around on wheeled shoes, I'd buy a pair of roller blades, and GO TO THE FUCKING PARK.
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8^ and then tell your parents that your gay?
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9LOL comment 8.
Seriously, heely's still exist? Its been 8-9 years they've been on the fucking market and they're still selling?
What kind of bullshit fad is this?
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10I see those little buggers zipping about on those things getting so close to ramming into people. I agree. I'm just going to trip one of them one day and walk away
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11I hate those fucking things to! I am just waiting for some dumb ass kid to fall and break their head open and their parrents to sue the company for their own stupidity.
Their so stupid just for buying them damn things for their kids.
Then they will have to take them fucking stupid things off the market. I will laugh.
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12I have a pair of them. I am 23 and my Heelys fucking rule. Dont knock them til you try them. It is a lot more fun than you would imagine. Granted I dont use them in the mall or anything, but I have been known to take them out for a spin at the bars. They actually got me laid one night. THANK YOU HEELYS!
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13Haha #1 pmsl lol
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14Those shoes piss me off. And to see one of the little shits, who scoot around all cocky thinking they're the shit whizzing about slam.. well that would just make my day.
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