All girls are evil
I was out for drinks the other night with an ex. To make a potentially long rant short, we got to talking about how we've both played the field and we each haven't found anyone better than each other, and how we're both still very attached to each other. In fact she was the one that brought it up. But then right after she just walks over to some random guy and starts talking to him (didn't know it at the time, but she was picking him up). Next thing I know, I stop by her house to pick up my phone that I had forgotten there before we left and catch her blowing him on the couch. Of course I'm never talking to the bitch again, but are all girls this evil?Rating:3.67
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1Yes. Yes, they are. Girls absolutely fucking suck as a rule of thumb. Too bad we can't seem to live without them. I think the only answer is, to quote Alan Arkin in "Little Miss Sunshine": "Son, fuck a lot of women. Not just one woman, a LOT of women. I got no reason to lie to you!"
There's got to be somebody else's ex out there willing to blow you after picking you up at a bar. Just find her and then find all her friends. Good luck. Fuck 'em all. Literally.
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2How the hell does this make her evil? She's your EX and just trying to get over you. Jesus christ, get a life, go pick up a girl of your own, and stop making stupid fucking excuses to stalk her - how the hell is going into her house without warning okay??? - and get over it.
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3guys are just as big of dicks.
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4Women: Can't live with them, but getting head from a dude is just wrong.
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5Fuck that dude, this girls bullshit.
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6i think comment 2 is someone just as cold blooded and heartless as she is
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7Bullshit. You don't pick up someone else if you are 'out for drinks' with an ex. She wouldn't have agreed to go out with him in the first place if she was trying to get over him. Use your head. She used this stage as a statement to you. She is already over you and she is out to hurt you. and it worked. Men and women all know how to manipulate ppl's emotions...and she got you this time. If you want revenge...see if she has a sister who doesn't like her.
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8Women blow dicks. That was womans first profession. This is why they suck. They make our lives miserable because they are miserable naturally. Hey guys, remember life before puberty? Before women? We didn't give a fuck and we were happy as hell blowing shit up and playing football. We were happy. Remember your first bad breakup? Remember how miserable you were? This is how women are born. butt fucking miserable and insecure and they want you to feel the same way. Be happy, be yourself, your true self, and look out for you. Fuck all these women. fuck them all. whenever you get the chance. don't call them unless you expect sex. They are all evil and you would be too if you had to suck cock and take it from behind. Right? FUCK THESE BITCHES. It all comes down to givin it to them and gettin em out and then do your own thing and have fun.
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9A female friend asked my opinion on something that happened to her last week.
"If a girl calls you at 3 AM and says "I need you", and you go over to her house, do you feel as if she is obligated to have sex with you?"
I said yes, and she called me an asshole. What a fucking bitch. You wake a guy up and he drives across town and you give him nothing but a bowl of cheerios for his trouble??
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10Damn. At least he got a bowl of Cheerios. Try doing the same thing and after showering, shaving your balls, etc.. you arrive to "help" her find her cat.
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11To the "cheerios" guy. NO, she is not obligated to bang you. You fell for it this time but you're wiser now. The next time she calls tell her you were in the middle of looking for some sex action and unless she can fill that bill to fuck off.
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12Can I have her number?
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13Lets all be gay?
Soggy biscuit anyone?
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14the guy who said remember life before puberty is so right. we never needed bitches before. we were all perfectly happy.
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15the person who wrote this comment might think that girls are evil but look in the perspective of the guy that is getting a blowjob by your ex. im sure he wouldn't think that girls are evil.
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