HELP MEEEEE
My watch just fell off im sick as a three legged dog me and 11 other classmates got Fs thanks to a stupid little history teach with a bad combover and who wears pants up to his armpits. Its 1:00 in the morning and i have 8 of a 300 word essay done thats due tommorowRating:4.20
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If you add the 56 words you took the time to type here, that's 64 words. That's more than 20% done already. Just cut and paste what you wrote here.
Not the help you want? How about a bullet in the head? That more of what you're looking for?
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The History of Your Day in Three-Hundred Words (Including the title and this parenthetical interruption)
The memorable events of the day began with your watch falling off of your hand. This most likely displeased you, however, if it simply fell off your hand - and then was quickly recovered - it would not have been such a big deal. However, you most probably lost your watch, and - considering the value, personal and fiscal, of the watch - you were proportionately disappointed.
Yet another complication stems from your apparent illness. Indeed you malady seems so egregious that you would compare it to an amputated - or genetically malformed - dog. This illness is most likely unrelated to the loss of your watch and should therefore be only considered a complicating factor, rather than a conditional denigration.
Moving linearly, it were informed that one dozen of your classmates failed a recent history test, and that you were the unhappy compatriot of the other eleven. You view this failure, in large part, to the ineptitude of you history teacher - whom you anecdotally refer to as "teach" - and display a reasonable degree of distain for this gentleman. In fact, you distain has instigated ridicule for your teacher, as you identify his hairstyle as foolish, and the placement of his trousers comic. However, it appears that both neither his hairstyle nor his clothing selection have much to do your opinion of his teaching inadequacies.
When last you made contact with this website it was 1:00 in the morning, however without referring to your location or time zone, it becomes difficult to accurately report your time in respect to the rest of the world. You have written eight words of an essay that you will not need, as you now have these three-hundred
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wow, 300 words exactally. you sir, have too much time on your hands, and yet I am impressed
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The 300-word essay reply may be the best comment I've ever seen posted anywhere.
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awsome ..... thank you magic comment writing dude but now i have to go look up the word anecdotally
oh yeah i found my watch but one of the pins were missing wahoooo
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shut up and get your work done ahead of time..
Posted 9 months ago | Report
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Whatever spunkwad
Posted 8 months ago | Report
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dont go to school. As we say down here in the Caribe
"Fuck that he will get that assignment when i am good and ready." just make up some excuse like you lost it the day before and found it 3 days after or something. accepting late assignments isn't really a big deal usually, espescially if you have a good story to back it up... And a convincing poker face
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If you add the 56 words you took the time to type here, that's 64 words. That's more than 20% done already. Just cut and paste what you wrote here.Not the help you want? How about a bullet in the head? That more of what you're looking for?
Posted 1 year ago | Report
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The History of Your Day in Three-Hundred Words (Including the title and this parenthetical interruption)The memorable events of the day began with your watch falling off of your hand. This most likely displeased you, however, if it simply fell off your hand - and then was quickly recovered - it would not have been such a big deal. However, you most probably lost your watch, and - considering the value, personal and fiscal, of the watch - you were proportionately disappointed.
Yet another complication stems from your apparent illness. Indeed you malady seems so egregious that you would compare it to an amputated - or genetically malformed - dog. This illness is most likely unrelated to the loss of your watch and should therefore be only considered a complicating factor, rather than a conditional denigration.
Moving linearly, it were informed that one dozen of your classmates failed a recent history test, and that you were the unhappy compatriot of the other eleven. You view this failure, in large part, to the ineptitude of you history teacher - whom you anecdotally refer to as "teach" - and display a reasonable degree of distain for this gentleman. In fact, you distain has instigated ridicule for your teacher, as you identify his hairstyle as foolish, and the placement of his trousers comic. However, it appears that both neither his hairstyle nor his clothing selection have much to do your opinion of his teaching inadequacies.
When last you made contact with this website it was 1:00 in the morning, however without referring to your location or time zone, it becomes difficult to accurately report your time in respect to the rest of the world. You have written eight words of an essay that you will not need, as you now have these three-hundred
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wow, 300 words exactally. you sir, have too much time on your hands, and yet I am impressedPosted 1 year ago | Report
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The 300-word essay reply may be the best comment I've ever seen posted anywhere.Posted 1 year ago | Report
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awsome ..... thank you magic comment writing dude but now i have to go look up the word anecdotally oh yeah i found my watch but one of the pins were missing wahoooo
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shut up and get your work done ahead of time.. Posted 9 months ago | Report
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Whatever spunkwadPosted 8 months ago | Report
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dont go to school. As we say down here in the Caribe"Fuck that he will get that assignment when i am good and ready." just make up some excuse like you lost it the day before and found it 3 days after or something. accepting late assignments isn't really a big deal usually, espescially if you have a good story to back it up... And a convincing poker face
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www.xbox-it.sally-save-water.comPosted 2 months ago | Report