Fuck dis slob bitch

Fuck this stupid slob cunt bitch. Who cant:
1. Fill the gas after driving to buttfuck and back for work.
2. Use the damn windshield wipers to clean bugs when you hit them but insist on being a dumb cunt and not clean the window.
3. Clean your fucking mess out of the car and not hide garbage in the back.
4. Open a fucking window. I honestly don't know how a person could leave such a stench in a new car.
5. This one really gets me going. Just got a seat panel replaced and after telling so many fucking times to lift her big ass of the seat, she goes and gets her sweater or pants stuck on it and break the brackets when pulling of it.
6. Dont touch the got damn white interior(ceiling) with your filthy hands trying to wobble your ompaa lompa ass in my car/suv
7. Ohh and maybe taking it in for a oil change and not wait for me to take it in, since you put so many miles on it.
8. Car is covered in shit and dust, fucking spend the extra 10 bucks for a car wash.

Can't
Understand
Normal
Thinking

fucking shit the list could go on for ever...
I just cant wait to see the stupid look on her face when i sell it and buy a new car and hand her over a map of the train/bus routes with a sack of change i save.


Rating:1.00


Comments

  • 1
    Do it.

    Posted 8 months ago | Report
  • 2
    Sounds like you need to get a new bitch.

    Posted 8 months ago | Report
  • 3
    You got one bad bitch. If she cant clean and shit then she shouldn't even live.

    Posted 8 months ago | Report
  • 4
    your girlfriend buttfucks for work? wow, I thought i had dated some women with shitty jobs

    Posted 8 months ago | Report
  • 5
    I buttfuck his bitch for work. it IS shitty.

    Posted 8 months ago | Report
  • 6
    Why do you share your car if this is the disrespect your car and you get? Is there something she lets YOU borrow or have or something? Is there ANY exchange here?

    There MUST be more to this.. if there isnt, yer fuckin dumb to share you car/suv.

    Dont share.

    Posted 8 months ago | Report
  • 7
    i BET he only reason youre with her is because she helps with rent or somehting major. if it's because you love her, then love makes you stupid.

    Posted 7 months ago | Report
  • 8
    Buttfucking for work is shitty? That is some assbackwards humor. But I think people are of 2 cheeks for that joke, since it is split down the middle. Someone please tell me to blow it out my ass to complete this down low play on words.

    Posted 6 months ago | Report
  • 9
    www.barbie-it.shadeofjade.com

    Posted 4 months ago | Report
  • 10
    Why do you let her drive your car anyways. fucking cunt

    Posted 4 months ago | Report


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