Straws
Seriously? I adore you, but the first time I bend your accordion-esque segment I'm plagued by tiny holes. You ruin not only my suction power, but my ability to look at things while I drink. Now you people out there in internet land may say, "Hey, why not get a straight straw?" Fuck you, you couldn't begin to comprehend the issue at hand.Whew, glad I got that off my conscience.
Rating:3.00
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1This is a pointless rant! How stupid!
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2On the contrary, commenter #1, this is a serious issue facing millions of bendy-straw using Americans today.
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3I hate the little bendy straws they give you with the juice drinks for kids. By the time you get it shoved in the little hole it squirts all over you.
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4You need to buy a better brand of bendy straw then because I've never had a hole problem before.
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5You need to get hard plastic crazy straws. Now those are straws!
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6I have the same problem as #3, but not with straws.
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7Wow, excellent #6. Truly a classic comment.
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8eh bendy straws are nothing compared to tinny ass plastic coffee stirrers. I had some moron give me one of those with a milkshake. shit hit the fan.
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9Comment #3: I can't agree more. Its a bullshit accessory to the product.
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10I found if you hold the juice box "at the ends" (the narrow sides) when you insert the straw, it doesn't squirt out the same.
LOL @ # 6!
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11hahahaha....#6 has premature ejaculation.
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12^ Or else he's Michael Jackson.
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13I've always said that straws show the inherent laziness in society. By the way, I don't like the bendy ones either, they make being lazy difficult
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