Going to the slammer tomorrow
3 days in the shit house for a drunk driving charge. I've been saying "I'll cuchyew" in the mirror and it's sounding pretty good. I'm ready to beat ass in there.Rating:5.00
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beat some ass? ill bet you get raped
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don't act tough, drunk boy, your gonna beat ass with your mouth, your gonna suck so many cocks in there, and i'm glad too. so fuckin fuck you!!
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Dumb fucks jail doesn't turn people gay; prison does.
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The first two commenters don't know shit. No one gets ass raped in jail for 3 days.
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#3 and #4 must've been cock bunkies in jail, yall are in denial.
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In reno 911 junior told the story of a bunch of prisoners who formed a circle with their bunks, knocked all of a mans teeth out, and then skullfucked the shit out of him. that shit is real
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Write back in 3 days and let us know how it went, Scarface.
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Thats why I keep my ass out of jail. Fuck getting caught doing stupid shit and getting assraped.
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Fuck this guy. Anyone who drives drunk deserves to get raped, at the very least, but I would prefer death sentences for people that do that kind of shit.
You heard me, all you lowlife fucks. Drunk drivers should die and go to hell. Then get raped in hell. Then die again.
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You are doing a weekend? You are more apt to play cards then get raped.
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Not sure how to prove that it's me but it is... so, no I didn't get raped and no I didn't beat anyones ass. It was silly hillbilly folks in for misdemeanor charges like myself. There were a few minor scuffles & that's about it. LOL nobody gets raped in weekend jail.
LOL I wanted to see people flip out. I'm no fighter.
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thats a shame. I woulda snuggled up to you sweet cheeks
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I agree with # 9 but only up to a certain point. Drunken driving is a serious danger to public safety. Penalties for it should be harsher, but unless the person caused death, death itself is probably to harsh.
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Be sure to make someone your bitch as soon as you get in, that's what I'd do
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beat some ass? ill bet you get rapedPosted 6 months ago | Report
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don't act tough, drunk boy, your gonna beat ass with your mouth, your gonna suck so many cocks in there, and i'm glad too. so fuckin fuck you!!Posted 6 months ago | Report
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Dumb fucks jail doesn't turn people gay; prison does.Posted 6 months ago | Report
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The first two commenters don't know shit. No one gets ass raped in jail for 3 days.Posted 6 months ago | Report
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#3 and #4 must've been cock bunkies in jail, yall are in denial.Posted 6 months ago | Report
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In reno 911 junior told the story of a bunch of prisoners who formed a circle with their bunks, knocked all of a mans teeth out, and then skullfucked the shit out of him. that shit is realPosted 6 months ago | Report
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Write back in 3 days and let us know how it went, Scarface.Posted 6 months ago | Report
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Thats why I keep my ass out of jail. Fuck getting caught doing stupid shit and getting assraped.Posted 6 months ago | Report
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Fuck this guy. Anyone who drives drunk deserves to get raped, at the very least, but I would prefer death sentences for people that do that kind of shit. You heard me, all you lowlife fucks. Drunk drivers should die and go to hell. Then get raped in hell. Then die again.
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You are doing a weekend? You are more apt to play cards then get raped.Posted 6 months ago | Report
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Not sure how to prove that it's me but it is... so, no I didn't get raped and no I didn't beat anyones ass. It was silly hillbilly folks in for misdemeanor charges like myself. There were a few minor scuffles & that's about it. LOL nobody gets raped in weekend jail. LOL I wanted to see people flip out. I'm no fighter.
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thats a shame. I woulda snuggled up to you sweet cheeksPosted 6 months ago | Report
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I agree with # 9 but only up to a certain point. Drunken driving is a serious danger to public safety. Penalties for it should be harsher, but unless the person caused death, death itself is probably to harsh.Posted 6 months ago | Report
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Be sure to make someone your bitch as soon as you get in, that's what I'd doPosted 6 months ago | Report