Poop problems
I hate when I go to the bathroom to take a poop, and then half the poop comes out, but the other half stays in my butt. Then when I wipe, my butt is covered in poop and I have to use almost a whole roll of toilet paper and wash my ass, just because of one stubborn turd.Rating:5.00
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1you gotta learn to not cut it off in the middle of the run. push through the end. liike my old track coach used to say.. "you gotta run through the finish, not to the finish."
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2i hate it when i think im going to fart, and then i poop. many a good pair of pants has been ruined......
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3I hate that too. One time I pooped at work when I thought it was a fart. It was watery and it smelled terrible.
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4You killed Mr. Hankey!
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5Its like peanut butter. Just sticks to your ass and refuses to leave. Ruins a good shit, doesn't it?
Eat more fiber.
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6See the problem here is your straining to push it out... sometimes you gotta sit there a lil bit longer and apply light pressure on it, just flex the muscles down there juuust a bit until you can feel the whole thing is ready to come out :D
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7So I shouldn't really push? Does that mean that it's not completely ready to come out? So many questions. I can't believe I still haven't learned to properly take a poop.
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8Posts 1 through 6 are so true. hmm... I wonder how many of you are males or females... And what age range.. hahaha I have conversations like this on a daily basis with most of my friends... Is this what you would call "Normal"?
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9Once a day, take about a 6' piece of dental floss and tie a bunch of knots in it. Then swallow that fucker. Next time things don't "move along," reach down and grab that damn string and PULL!
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10eeew #9, funny but gross..
#8: Yes, that is definitely normal.
Everybody poops, and sometimes has problems with the expulsion of poop.
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11Shove the straw end of a WD40 can into your ass and launch some lube. It should mix up the vat and get things moving.
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12#10, I am wondering if it is normal to talk about (and compare,) your shit (colour, consistency, size, smell, etc...) with both your male and female compadres everyday? Because I do. Is this un-lady-like of me? I mean I don't say these things to strangers on the street, but most of my good friends.
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13I keep a spoon in my back pocket at all times that way if I pinch off too soon I can just reach back there and scoop the rest of my shit out of my asshole, wipe off my spoon with some toilet paper and put it back and I'm good to go, y'all should try it, it works great.
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14to OP, this happens to me every day! The secondpart comes about 15 mins later. So frustrating.
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15#11- Do you ever dream you are eating chocolate pudding and wake up with that spoon in your mouth?
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