What turns me on

Generally, I consider myself a pretty normal guy, but lately, weird things have been turning me on. I wanna fuck a midget. I dont really know why. I dont think midgets are sexy, but I cant get the idea of nailing a midget out of my mind. I wonder if her vagina is small to, or if it goes into her body disproportionately deep. I wanna nail a woman who has dyed her hair blond, but forgot to get her eyebrows. I dont know why, she looks refuckingdiculous with blond hair and brown eyebrows. But it just doesnt matter. I wanna nail an old chick. Not like a MILF, but like an empty nestor, or maybe a widow. Like a 60 woman who hasnt had any in 5 years. I want her. I have considered buying a crackwhore. Just a 5-10 dollar crackwhore. I just wanna get the cheapest one I can find and see how much I can demean her for an incredibly small amount of money.

These thoughts and more have only recently crept into my head, and my girlfreind would kill me if she knew. Does it make me a bad person?

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I don't think it makes you a bad person. Everybody likes some type of weird sexual shit that does not fit in with social norms. Now if you were to take it to extremes and want to have sex with a child then yes there is something very wrong with you and you should be shot.

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WTF? A midget muthafucka? Fuck her and it'll come out the ass. Stick with your girl and beat that up for a while.

P. S. Your one sick fuck. You must be bored out your mind lately I guess. Go smoke some weed.

-Ace-

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Oh forgot to say this, fuck a kid or a goat and there's something wrong with you.

-Ace-

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A lot of girls don't dye their eyebrows. I don't even know why you thought of that.

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You are fucked in the head. Please do the rest of society a favor and get a vasectomy.

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I don't know of many, if any, women that dye their eyebrows.

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if you have big ass eyebrows, they should be the color of your hair

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If a chick has "big ass eyebrows" I don't give a shit what color they are, I ain't fucking her.

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Mmmm, big eyebrows and a big Borat mustache on her... that does it for ME...

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not like a unibrow. and not like a borat stache. We arnt talking the chick from the ukrainian nuclear power plant in Dodgeball here, Im just saying, really dark and brown eyebrows with a very different color hair. Despite the bullshit that you emit from your mouth, you are not a natural blond. dumb and insecure? Perhaps I should fuck you

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ladies most honestly should just leave their hair color alone. Look at Madonna in the 80's with her huge fucking hairy caterpillar eyebrows and brown roots. Fuck she was ugly.

But whatever, dude, watch some midget porn, watch some nasty amateur milf porn and you'll get your fill of this weird crap.

But seriously, don't tell your girlfriend you're a sick fuck.

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one out of 12 women in the world are naturally blond. That is all you need to know. If you see a blond, she is fake. The funny thing is they dont know that guys hate it. (at least I do) I am more attracted to brunettes as a general rule. Furthermore, I like girls that are real. If you alter your natural appearance, I see that as a lack of self confidence. Be Smart. Dont have fake tits. Keep your natural hair color. Why is this girl so hard to find?

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^ Everyone, man or woman, alters their appearance in order to look more attractive and to be accepted by others, woman are just more aware of this and take it to the next level. I agree with you though, woman who get cosmetic surgery and spend hours putting on make up are less attractive. Confidence is sexy.

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Hey, everyone has their weird turn-ons. Good for you for being man enough to admit it.

(One more thing. If you want to have any chance at a "midget," get your terminology right. A midget is someone who is small but proportionate. A dwarf is a person who is small and has disproportionately short limbs. Some of them don't like to be called by either of those terms, and prefer "little people.")

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so a midget would have a tiny vagina??

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