Toilet Surprise
So this weekend my friend came up to visit me here at college. We went out Friday night at one of the local bars. Well he ended up going home with some random broad (at her place) and I stayed in my dorm and ordered a pizza with my RA. We were bullshitting and watching re-runs of the Steve Wilkos Show... You know, a typical Friday night for me. The Pizza came and we devoured it like Jared Fogel in 1996.About an hour and a half goes by and my stomach is very much upset. I sprint to the bathroom and take one of the biggest shits I've ever had. I was so caught up in shitting I did not take the time to whipe off the toilet seat as I usually do with public toilets. I felt something moist on the seat. After I finished I came to the conclusion that it was cum. I made my RA smell it and it was fucking CUM. There was cum all over my legs and ass. It was sick. It brought me back to the 8th grade. Ughh please don't jerk off on toilet seats!
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1Oh shit man, your friend did that?
Jerk off on his toothbrush.
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2man, thanks for the laugh. ur pain was transmogrified into my laughter. magic
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3ouch!!
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4Having cum all over your legs and ass brought you back to the 8th grade? There's gotta be an interesting story behind THAT...
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5^^^ lol!
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6your ra actually smelled it?
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7LOL!! First the fact that it was THERE is funny, then the fact that you made your RA smell it is funny, then the fact that the RA actually DID smell it is funny, then the fact that cum on your butt and legs brought you back to EIGHTH GRADE is funny ... I feel really bad, lol. But good story!
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