No shitting while I'm showering
My roommate poked her head in the bathroom while I was showering and said, "Hey man, can I pee in here?" I said sure! A couple seconds later I started to smell a vicious dump. Being in the shower, I could not get away from the steamy hot smell of it. I didn't say anything, and neither of us acknowledged the fact that she had just taken a shit while I was showering not a foot away from her. What is her deal?Rating:1.00
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1oh wow didn't you know? that's a very common seduction method!
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2Bitch, don't take that shit. Point it out, make it awkward. Next time she is hitting on a guy make it a point to tell that story, "Oh man, watch out for this one, last week she..." and barrel into story, yell at her, because that is fucked.
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3aww i bet she was embarrassed and didnt know what to say. that sucks, but id give her the benefit of the doubt. still stinks though.
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4Hold on, are you a guy, or are you both girls?
That makes all the difference.
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5go with what two said. point that shit out. now you have a 1 up on her smelly ass.
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6That's why I always lock the damn bathroom door when I'm in the shower. Let her cross her legs for a couple of minutes.
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7If that was the only bathroom in the apartment and she really had to go bad, what was she supposed to do? And maybe she didn't plan on doing it when she sat down but nature took it's course.
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8#7, she should have been honest and said: "Hey, roomie. Can I take a dump while you shower? I feel like a nice, hot, wet dump. It's sure gonna stink, but hey, at least I'm not doing it in a cup and smearing it all over your body. Thanks, roomie."
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9Next time, lock the door, or just tell her to wait until you are done. No reason being a bitch about it, I'm sure she didn't have a choice, and is embarrassed.
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10Rape her in her sleep. That'll teacher her a lesson.
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11i am OP and i am a girl.
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12hahaha thats clever, shes played you like a fiddle
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13Sometimes the shower hides the smell. And sometimes it just happens when you think it won't :)
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14www.los-angelos-calif.kontroltableti.com
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15Fuck that's sick! You should have asked her if she had a dump at the time, that should have embarrased her. Or started gagging.. she'd get the hint.
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