Girls are like vampire bats
Just because we have dated for a short time doesn't mean you can expect us to spend all of our time with you. I don't give a shit that "The Hills" comes on Monday, much less want to watch it. Omg, Heidi did what? Noone gives a shit, now make me a sandwich.Oh, that's right, you are pro-feminist and bitch and moan about how your place is not in the kitchen but in the workplace. If God wanted you to be successful, he would have given you a penis.
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you do what with vampire bats and your penis?
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haha "now make me a sandwich."
not haha "if god wanted you to be successful, he would have given you a penis." - a little harsh, maybe? this may sound crazy, but women are amazing. end of story.
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This may sound dead on #2, but make me a sandwich woman
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Im sensing three future divorces
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mmmm sandwiches
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Mmmm, vampire bat penis sandwiches...
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Admit you're gay and move on. Personally, I love women and think they have as much right as I do to do anything they want to do.
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They should only be allowed to make sandwiches, do laundry and shut the fuck up. Women have no soul, no common sense, no logical or rational thought and therefore it should be legal to beat them and have their vocal cords removed.
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that's because you date those preppy white air-headed girls.
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I certainly hope 8 is being ironic.
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^ obviously cannot define "ironic"
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#7 is a lesbo, no man would say that .......
now make me a sandwich
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I'm a woman and I think women are fucking airheads
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Awesome. Put that last part on a tshirt so we know to castrate you when we see you.
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its those hollyhood dumbblondes that give us all a bad name
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you do what with vampire bats and your penis?Posted 6 months ago | Report
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haha "now make me a sandwich."not haha "if god wanted you to be successful, he would have given you a penis." - a little harsh, maybe? this may sound crazy, but women are amazing. end of story.
Posted 6 months ago | Report
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This may sound dead on #2, but make me a sandwich womanPosted 6 months ago | Report
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Im sensing three future divorcesPosted 6 months ago | Report
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mmmm sandwichesPosted 6 months ago | Report
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Mmmm, vampire bat penis sandwiches...Posted 6 months ago | Report
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Admit you're gay and move on. Personally, I love women and think they have as much right as I do to do anything they want to do.Posted 6 months ago | Report
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They should only be allowed to make sandwiches, do laundry and shut the fuck up. Women have no soul, no common sense, no logical or rational thought and therefore it should be legal to beat them and have their vocal cords removed.Posted 6 months ago | Report
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that's because you date those preppy white air-headed girls.Posted 6 months ago | Report
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I certainly hope 8 is being ironic.Posted 6 months ago | Report
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^ obviously cannot define "ironic"Posted 6 months ago | Report
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#7 is a lesbo, no man would say that .......now make me a sandwich
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I'm a woman and I think women are fucking airheadsPosted 5 months ago | Report
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Awesome. Put that last part on a tshirt so we know to castrate you when we see you.Posted 5 months ago | Report
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its those hollyhood dumbblondes that give us all a bad namePosted 5 months ago | Report