Shower, I promise you won't drown

You smelly motherfucker. You haven't showered for days? Well that's allright I guess, I mean who doesn't love the smell of rank body odor. I don't care that you are from Africa or that you can't afford soap. Go stand in the rain, I know you would have to get up off of your porch but I promise, your glass of Kool-aid and your lawnchair will be there when you get back.

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1
Some people like the smell of their own funk.

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2
Maybe he doesn't have a shower and only a bathtub in which case he could drown.

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3
Get yourself a fire hose and give him a good hosing. I promise you won't regret it.

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4
I like to see how long i can go without a shower, before my own smell bothers me. I don't do this at work ever, but I will skip a day if a shower is the difference between being stinky and being late.

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5
Actually I can go up to 3 days before I start to stink.

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Shower, I promise you won't drown

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