Fuck bad handjobs
To all women:You suck at handjobs. Either blow me, fuck me, or go home. You will never give a handjob better then me. I've had years of practice...bitch
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1best statement ever
Posted 1 year ago | Report -
2I don't know, I love blowjobs, but sometimes it's nice to make out while she's stroking your cock and it's hard to do if her mouth is on your dick. It sounds to me like the girls you've been with just aren't that into you. First they won't suck you or fuck you and then they don't even give you a good handjob. Sounds like a lack of motivation to me.
Posted 1 year ago | Report -
3I like any contact that my penis has with a woman. It's better than jacking off.
Posted 1 year ago | Report -
4Weak hand jobs are the WORST !!! C"mon, grab on.. it won't break. Damn..
Posted 1 year ago | Report -
5Maybe darling, you've spent a little TOO much time perfecting your art. Most women aren't lame enough to stay at home and practice their wrist-snap techniques, we'll lure in a man...show him what needs to be done...and let him handle our dirty work.
Posted 11 months ago | Report -
6If you think a mans' hand on you is better than a bad hand job why don't you go to a gay bar and find you one big boy. Stop your crying nancy and be glad some slitch even tried.
Posted 11 months ago | Report -
7wow, with that attitude I bet you get lots of women.
Posted 11 months ago | Report -
8thank god for you, my son.
Posted 11 months ago | Report -
9Suck it, fuck it, or leave it alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted 11 months ago | Report -
10Suck it, fuck it, or leave it alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted 11 months ago | Report -
11Hahahaha! I love it! You, sir, make a fantastic point.
Posted 11 months ago | Report -
12I love it when my cock is touched by a woman, but sometimes they truly suck at it. It's called " The Meat Grinder." It happens when she doesn't want to fuck, suck or finish you off.
Posted 10 months ago | Report -
13well what the fuck girls suck at handjobs end of story. I think what they dont understand is that.
ITs a HANDJOB your not milking a cow! DAMN!
Posted 8 months ago | Report -
14dude you must have had some shitty women then...bc i def know how to get the job done whether its giving oral, a hand job, or just having sex
Posted 8 months ago | Report -
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Posted 2 months ago | Report