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Dude. Seriously. Sometimes I wonder if you actually do have your head so far up your own ass that you need a glass stomach to see where you're going. How does a grown man make it as far into adulthood as you have, without suffering at least a stab wound from someone that just simply couldn't handle your stupidity? I have never in my life met a guy in his early fourties that had the mentality of a 12 year old boy... Well, not one that didn't have to wear a helmet. I have heard time and time again, "ignorance is bliss" and you are the happiest son of a fuck I have ever met. Do you even realize I am half your age? Within 7 months of my employment I became your boss. You've been there for 10 years. And you have the fucking nerve to throw me attitude? Get fucked, you mouthbreathing roundhead. It's your own damn fault you weren't able to pull your head out of the fucking bottle long enough to have a conscious thought. In fact, the next time you think you have one, let it go.
I will never be able to understand how people in general can fucking "dote dee doh" their way through life, oblivious to the trail of idiocy they leave behind. Open your fucking eyes man, for Christ's sake, there is a whole world going on around you that you aren't even aware of. Please, fucking please, if you are going to address me, or communicate with me in any way other than written, take the giant glob of shit or spit or whatever the fuck that is that's making you talk like a hairlip out of your mouth. I don't want to talk to someone that sounds like their drunk at 7 in the fucking morning, simply because they are too fucking lazy to enunciate the words they are speaking. Don't get me wrong, I'm no college man, but Christ at least I can form words with multiple syllables. You sound like a drunken water-headed 4 year old with his fingers in his mouth, and you drool just as much. Jesus Christ I wish I could fire you.

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  • 1
    Lol.

    Posted 4 months ago | Report
  • 2
    Nice.

    Posted 4 months ago | Report
  • 3
    Haha! Beautiful!

    Posted 4 months ago | Report
  • 4
    Haha. Fuck retards.

    Posted 4 months ago | Report
  • 5
    Now this is a rant. "Mouthbreathing roundhead" indeed!

    Posted 4 months ago | Report
  • 6
    Excellent rant.

    Posted 4 months ago | Report
  • 7
    I wish I worked somewhere where they actually made "bosses" - here, they are all just a bunch of family. AND they arent educated OR smart. FUCK.

    Posted 4 months ago | Report
  • 8
    Thats cute, babe!!

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  • 9
    I stumbled onto this site just this morning thru postsecret
    this is by far the best rant I have read today
    hard to believe you are no college man, because you write so well
    "dote dee doh" thru life - excellent!

    Posted 4 months ago | Report

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