Piss on the Seat
Every man reading this rant should appreciate it and support me in my quest to change the world.What is the deal with women cracking the shits if the toilet seat is left up?? Why shouldn't it be left down, why not up? Why is the way they want it the right way or the way it should be.
I say all men should equally crack shits and be as trivial as the women every time they enter the bathroom at home and the toilet seat is down. I say everytime the seat is down..... Piss on it!
I'm sure after their ass has been soilded several times with our piss they will soon see our point and how trivial this is. I'm sure after sitting down on a seat covered in our morning green tea they will very quickly start putting the damn seat up and stop bitching everytime its up.
If you want equality ladies the path to equality is best gained through our piss!
Dirty Dingo
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Damn, Dirty, that's funny shit! But you're right! I'm gonna go piss on my seat right now! Fuck 'em!
Posted 7 months ago | Report
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If it's so trivial, why is it so difficult to put the seat up?
If it's so trivial, why are you advocating doing something so inane and childish?
Anyway, it's generally more aesthetically pleasing, not to mention hygienic, to just put the lid down.
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its the godamn feminist movement. Several years ago, i was told insteat of saying "the student should get his book" I should say "the student should get his or her book" Now, academics just say "the student should get her book" Im just saying that for thousands of years, the masculine form of a word is used when there is indecision. It went for about 3 years to a nuetral word, and now it is a feminine word. All of that, plus another slap in the face. Women are well over half of the population on college campuses these days, and yet they can get some "minority" scholarships.
Leave the seat down, and piss all over the motherfucker
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4
Sorry, but men have to take a shit too, and sometimes I'm in a hurry and would not have time to look for something to clean the seat with. No, I don't think this is a good approach.
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5
I am female, and have shared living space with men throughout my life.
I prefer the seat be left up, just for this reason.
Leave it up, I'm intelligent enough to look and put the seat down if I need.
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Too bad there aren;t more women like number 5.
The way I see it if whining about a goddamn toilet seat of all things is all they have to complain about, their life is pretty good, don't you think?
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To the original ranter: Women don't want equality. They want preferential treatment. I've known that for years now.
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Toilets aren't exactly pleasant to look at but when the seat and the lid is down, at least you don't have to look inside when you walk into someone's bath room. Personally, for me, it's not an issue of whether it's more convenient to leave it up or not, but like #2 said, it's a question of aesthetics.
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What's even worse are the "hoverers". Look, if you think the seat is that dirty, go somewhere else. But, nooooooo, instead you decide to drop drawers and hover over the seat. You think our aim is bad, ladies? It's so nice to go into a bathroom to find piss all over the seat, or the floor, or the lid. Yup, you ladies are super hygienic. I just adore working in an office with one bathroom. Now you know why I go to the coffee shop to shit.
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Read the rant, For the Men's Room...
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Well, for me, at work, when the bathroom door says"women" I expect the seat to be down at all times, as well as the toilet flushed adequately. However, at my job, that isnt the case. The guys leave the toilet seat up in my bathroom and leave their shit in my toilet. I think it would be like me shitting on their desk, because you know that if I did anything to the bathroom, they are using it and men dont wash their hands anyway. GROSS.
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What the hell is cracked shits?
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For the record, studies have shown that flushing with the seat up launches a bunch of yummy bacteria in the air. Put it down for your own health. Unless you LIKE breathing your own pee particles.
Also, when you have babies and pets wandering around it's safer to put it down. No one likes drowned puppies or babies.
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^ studies have shown that people who read studies are fucktards
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I'm a woman who doesn't give a crap if the guy leaves the seat down. I'm not anti-feminist, per se, but I have no problem guy a guy leaves the seat up and I had not problem bein barefoot and pregnant cookin dinner in the kitchen.
That being said, pissing on the seat is just dumb. Come ON.
Posted 7 months ago | Report
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Damn, Dirty, that's funny shit! But you're right! I'm gonna go piss on my seat right now! Fuck 'em!Posted 7 months ago | Report
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If it's so trivial, why is it so difficult to put the seat up?If it's so trivial, why are you advocating doing something so inane and childish?
Anyway, it's generally more aesthetically pleasing, not to mention hygienic, to just put the lid down.
Posted 7 months ago | Report
3
its the godamn feminist movement. Several years ago, i was told insteat of saying "the student should get his book" I should say "the student should get his or her book" Now, academics just say "the student should get her book" Im just saying that for thousands of years, the masculine form of a word is used when there is indecision. It went for about 3 years to a nuetral word, and now it is a feminine word. All of that, plus another slap in the face. Women are well over half of the population on college campuses these days, and yet they can get some "minority" scholarships. Leave the seat down, and piss all over the motherfucker
Posted 7 months ago | Report
4
Sorry, but men have to take a shit too, and sometimes I'm in a hurry and would not have time to look for something to clean the seat with. No, I don't think this is a good approach.Posted 7 months ago | Report
5
I am female, and have shared living space with men throughout my life.I prefer the seat be left up, just for this reason.
Leave it up, I'm intelligent enough to look and put the seat down if I need.
Posted 7 months ago | Report
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Too bad there aren;t more women like number 5.The way I see it if whining about a goddamn toilet seat of all things is all they have to complain about, their life is pretty good, don't you think?
Posted 7 months ago | Report
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To the original ranter: Women don't want equality. They want preferential treatment. I've known that for years now.Posted 7 months ago | Report
8
Toilets aren't exactly pleasant to look at but when the seat and the lid is down, at least you don't have to look inside when you walk into someone's bath room. Personally, for me, it's not an issue of whether it's more convenient to leave it up or not, but like #2 said, it's a question of aesthetics.Posted 7 months ago | Report
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What's even worse are the "hoverers". Look, if you think the seat is that dirty, go somewhere else. But, nooooooo, instead you decide to drop drawers and hover over the seat. You think our aim is bad, ladies? It's so nice to go into a bathroom to find piss all over the seat, or the floor, or the lid. Yup, you ladies are super hygienic. I just adore working in an office with one bathroom. Now you know why I go to the coffee shop to shit.Posted 7 months ago | Report
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Read the rant, For the Men's Room...Posted 7 months ago | Report
11
Well, for me, at work, when the bathroom door says"women" I expect the seat to be down at all times, as well as the toilet flushed adequately. However, at my job, that isnt the case. The guys leave the toilet seat up in my bathroom and leave their shit in my toilet. I think it would be like me shitting on their desk, because you know that if I did anything to the bathroom, they are using it and men dont wash their hands anyway. GROSS.Posted 7 months ago | Report
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What the hell is cracked shits?Posted 7 months ago | Report
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For the record, studies have shown that flushing with the seat up launches a bunch of yummy bacteria in the air. Put it down for your own health. Unless you LIKE breathing your own pee particles.Also, when you have babies and pets wandering around it's safer to put it down. No one likes drowned puppies or babies.
Posted 7 months ago | Report
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^ studies have shown that people who read studies are fucktardsPosted 7 months ago | Report
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I'm a woman who doesn't give a crap if the guy leaves the seat down. I'm not anti-feminist, per se, but I have no problem guy a guy leaves the seat up and I had not problem bein barefoot and pregnant cookin dinner in the kitchen.That being said, pissing on the seat is just dumb. Come ON.
Posted 7 months ago | Report
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