Disgusting
Why do I even bother to try and brush my teeth when you just took a shit? It is disgusting, and you beat me to the bathroom every morning. I have to brush my teeth, holding my breath the entire time because of the awful poop smell. It almost makes me want to barf. I feel so dirty. While we are on the subject, please eat healthier! Your shit is gross and it splashes all over the bottom of the lid! It's like you have explosive diarrhea every morning! It is putrid, discolored, and when you are in the act I can hear your audible, echoing farts and the severity of the splashing. If you wouldn't eat all of that fast food, you might have a solid shit once in a while...Rating:4.00
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1Eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!
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2This is one case where I think venting to the actual person would work better.
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3I've read some pretty gross rants on here before, but I'm pretty sure this one takes the nasty cake.
Ick.
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4Yeah i have noticed the healthier I eat the more solid my shit and the less clean up that follows. Im a big fan of the speedy clean shits.
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5Brush them in the kitchen.
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6Then I would still have to go in there and grab the toothpaste, toothbrush, floss, and mouthwash, take them to the kitchen, and take them back. i would still have to smell it.
I wish I had my own bathroom.
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7fucking move out and stop posting shit about shit no one gives a shit - oh wait ... nevermind!
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8seriously though, if this is the only thing you have to vent or rant about, fuck off and wake up earlier.
No one cares.
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9LMAO this is the funniest thing i ever read....
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10gross but sooooo fucking funny hahahaha
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11+1 brush in the kitchen, I do it.
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12do you live with my husband?
i totally hear you.
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13#3. Nasty cake. Hahaha. That made my day.
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14nasty cake. ha.
amen number 4.
buy some fabreeze.
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15You must live with my husband too! I think the worst in the world was having to deal with this while pregnant and having morning sickness and very strong smell aversions. I set my alarm extra early to be sure I could all of my bathroom stuff done first. One thing you might want to try is keeping a spare toothbrush/toothpaste/mouthwash in the kitchen to use if needed/ Good luck!
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