The lady who collects money for every damn thing

There is an old lady in my office that does some sort of collection almost weekly. There are only about 50 people that work in my office, but just about every week she comes around with some kind of sign up sheet to donate money to some random employee for some stupid thing. Weather it be, sickness, pregnancy, death in the family, wedding, or whichever else she can come up with, she insists on doing a collection for whatever.


Rating:5.00


Comments

  • 1
    funding her own drinking habit i bet

    Posted 1 year ago | Report
  • 2
    When you hit your 50-60 year mark, your body goes into a normal psychological stage where you feel the need to give back to your community in every way possible. Pardon her for being a wonderful person! You don't have to pitch in, you know. However, that sick gentleman dying of cancer collection could be for you one day!

    Posted 1 year ago | Report
  • 3
    ouch... that hurts

    Posted 1 year ago | Report
  • 4
    ......or she could be a freeloader.....

    Posted 1 year ago | Report
  • 5
    office collections are annoying - it's a good policy to ban them.

    Posted 1 year ago | Report
  • 6
    The company I work for made a rule about not having sports pools and such but they give the ok for someone to go around collecting for some bullshit or another, fuck that shit.

    Posted 1 year ago | Report
  • 7
    My company gives us time off for donating to charities. But they don't send someone around with a jar. That WOULD be kind of annoying I guess.

    Posted 1 year ago | Report
  • 8
    Put in a handful of stale Corn Nuts.

    Posted 1 year ago | Report
  • 9
    "When you hit your 50-60 year mark, your body goes into a normal psychological stage where you feel the need to give back to your community in every way possible. Pardon her for being a wonderful person! You don't have to pitch in, you know. However, that sick gentleman dying of cancer collection could be for you one day!"


    It's called trying to get into heaven. Probably doesn't work.

    Posted 1 year ago | Report
  • 10
    Pitch in you cheap fuck. And I love corn nuts

    Posted 4 months ago | Report
  • 11
    www.narutoporne.info

    Posted 4 months ago | Report


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