Close Your God Damn Legs
Ladies and gentlemen, I have but one small request of you.When riding on the bus, with your legs spread apart like a high school cheerleader in the back seat of some boys car, with the person beside you half pressed against the bus window or falling out of the seat, show a little consideration. We aren't scrambling to get so far away from you because we're being polite, we're doing it because you generally smell awful and are disgustingly creepy. When faced with inconsiderate jack-asses such as the Bus Seat Hog, who clearly can't take a hint, this causes your seat mate to resort to some tactics of our own, such as lecturing you on the Joys of Jesus, and coughing on you, or wiping snot on your jacket.
Please keep in mind that your ass isn't the only one on the seat, and that one of these days one of us will snap and break your inconsiderate nose. No one likes riding the bus, and your seat hogging habits are one of the reasons why.
Well, I feel better. I think I'll blow my nose on my seat mates jacket tomorrow, if they spread their legs...
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1Hahaha, made me laugh... just tell them to stop taking up so much space, maybe?
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2UGH! I hate smelly people on the bus! Especially when they are lung hackers
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3i sooo know what you mean do it back to them
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4www.noticiasalicante.com
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