My roommate needs to nut up
my fucking roommate is not experienced with having a girlfriend. he needs to fucking learn to not kiss her EVERY LIVING FUCKING second. he brings her in every fuckin night at two in the morning to watch a fuckin movie and thinks he can get some when i fall asleep. i keep tellin his faggot ass that im not gonna fall asleep with them in the damn room and he can stop trying but nooooo he keeps at it. he literally kisses her after every sentence he say and i keep telling her she'll get tired of that soft shit but he doesnt believe me, since obviously a person with a lot more experience has a lot more to offer...dumbass.Rating:5.00
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Still the girl and give her some rough sex....that's what she probably wants anyway, every girl likes the bad boy. Better yet, wait for him to fall asleep & take her to your bedroom. LOL My fucking roommate is probbly be a bigger dumbass! She is such a fake bitch, I can't fucking stand her. We should have known better to move in with a single mom that cares more about tattoos & extensions, and being fake that buying anything for her 15 month old son....she's addicted to Myspace, her dog doesn't stop barking, she never bathes him, he fucking smells, she uses my shit & goes in our bedroom - when she opens the door, he fucking dog runs in & pisses on our bed for the 100th time. We finally flip out & bitch her out, and she gets mad at us. Now wait a minute, psycho golddigging whore, you're mad at us cuz YOU'RE fucking nasty dog pissed on our brand new $100 worth of bedding that we bought cuz your dog pissed on our stuff last time. Her defense, i'm allergic to your cat & I have to chase him when he runs outside. You never sneeze, so i don't know what you're talking about. If you weren't a dumbass, he wouldn't sneak out on you....he never sneaks out on us. Maybe you should learn to lock an outside door so you're little son doesn't wonder out there, letting our cat out, and get hit by a bus. Maybe you shouldn't lie to the Welfare people that you don't work and get paid under the table. Maybe you shouldn't look like a looser and use foodstamps. Maybe you should grow up & spend your $600 in cash aid on your child, because, afterall isn't that who the money is for??? and stop buying tattoos with it. What kind of single mother spends $500 on extensions when her son doesn't even have baby wipes for his ass or sippy cups that don't ruin our carpet. Her dogs yipping outside, pissing on everything, and smelling up the house, while her child screams bloody murder cuz mommies too busy on Myspace. What a wonderful person we live with. Stupid bitch! Wow, that was great! Hopefully now, she'll just get busted for welfare fraud & I'll smile even more.
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What are you bitching about? It's free porn dip-shit! I loved it when my roommate would bring someone back to our room....I'd watch them like the perv that I am:) If you are so against this....use a web-cam and send me the shit would ya?! Sweet Dreams dork.
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You're a funny fucker commenter #2, good idea about the web cam, I'd like to get in on that too.
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Still the girl and give her some rough sex....that's what she probably wants anyway, every girl likes the bad boy. Better yet, wait for him to fall asleep & take her to your bedroom. LOL My fucking roommate is probbly be a bigger dumbass! She is such a fake bitch, I can't fucking stand her. We should have known better to move in with a single mom that cares more about tattoos & extensions, and being fake that buying anything for her 15 month old son....she's addicted to Myspace, her dog doesn't stop barking, she never bathes him, he fucking smells, she uses my shit & goes in our bedroom - when she opens the door, he fucking dog runs in & pisses on our bed for the 100th time. We finally flip out & bitch her out, and she gets mad at us. Now wait a minute, psycho golddigging whore, you're mad at us cuz YOU'RE fucking nasty dog pissed on our brand new $100 worth of bedding that we bought cuz your dog pissed on our stuff last time. Her defense, i'm allergic to your cat & I have to chase him when he runs outside. You never sneeze, so i don't know what you're talking about. If you weren't a dumbass, he wouldn't sneak out on you....he never sneaks out on us. Maybe you should learn to lock an outside door so you're little son doesn't wonder out there, letting our cat out, and get hit by a bus. Maybe you shouldn't lie to the Welfare people that you don't work and get paid under the table. Maybe you shouldn't look like a looser and use foodstamps. Maybe you should grow up & spend your $600 in cash aid on your child, because, afterall isn't that who the money is for??? and stop buying tattoos with it. What kind of single mother spends $500 on extensions when her son doesn't even have baby wipes for his ass or sippy cups that don't ruin our carpet. Her dogs yipping outside, pissing on everything, and smelling up the house, while her child screams bloody murder cuz mommies too busy on Myspace. What a wonderful person we live with. Stupid bitch! Wow, that was great! Hopefully now, she'll just get busted for welfare fraud & I'll smile even more.Posted 1 year ago | Report
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What are you bitching about? It's free porn dip-shit! I loved it when my roommate would bring someone back to our room....I'd watch them like the perv that I am:) If you are so against this....use a web-cam and send me the shit would ya?! Sweet Dreams dork.Posted 1 year ago | Report
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You're a funny fucker commenter #2, good idea about the web cam, I'd like to get in on that too.Posted 1 year ago | Report
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