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1) you are not our mother. I am 18. Stop playing mind games trying to make me into a smaller version of you. It won't work. I'm glad you never had children. What fuck ups they'd be.2) I am not a waitress because I enjoy it. I can think of a million other things I'd rather be doing then serving your coffee adn cleaning up your mess. But some of us have to pay for University the hard way. So don't get pissed off if I sigh because you're difficult.
3) don't assume that just because we kiss, we are an item. I was drunk. You know that. And you wonder why I have anxiety attacks, when you admit to wanting more that I can give. I am not your first girlfriend, stop treating me like I am.
4) Hilary Clinton is a mongoloid. Saying she was named after Sir Edmund Hillary when clearly she was born 5 years before he climbed Everest. If you're going to lie, at least make it convincing.
Fuck.
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