Horny, Without an Outlet

Sex. It drives us. We love it. Those who say otherwise are lying. Lust and passion are two of the most powerful human emotions.

And I can't get any. Sure, I was okay with it. Until a cute girl walked into one of my classes.

Without a bra.

Her lovely little tits hanging freely, shirt sticking to her bosom like bark on a tree. That's when I realized exactly how horny I was. No, I didn't do anything with or to her. I doubt she noticed me.

I have a couple problems.

1. Strict family.

2. Don't want my friends finding out.

3. No local night clubs.

This leaves me all tied up about trying to find someone the old fashioned way. Sure, I could make a few passes, but word might get around and ruin my image. So, I resort to online. Things seem okay, but one issue. Every site shouting FREE! everywhere still requires you to pay out the ass to use them. I know, that's a given. No trial periods, either. Dammit. That would probably be abused to hell anyway. So, those options are out. And it's not like I can go to myspace and say 'Looking for local sex'. Hate that site anyway.

I guess I'm screwed, but not in the way I had hoped.

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1
You don't want your friends finding out? Why, are they all gay?

Posted 2 months ago | Report
2
what were you looking for online? porn or a dating service?

Posted 2 months ago | Report
3
lmao.

classic.

Stop reading Lolita.

Posted 2 months ago | Report
4
Jerk off.. You'll feel better for the moment and you can focus on your getting ass later.

I suppose you could always try Craigslist, but trouble hides there or so I've heard..

Posted 2 months ago | Report
5
Seriously, How old is the OP?

Posted 2 months ago | Report
6
Confusing? Why would your friends care? My friends and I are normally happy when someone gets laid if they were looking for it. And what is this about your image? Even if you don't want to seem like you are just looking for ass, you could ask some girls out, try the whole dating thing, It's worked for hundreds of millions of couples in the world.

Posted 2 months ago | Report
7
I bet it's a lesbian writing. It's okay, just come on out of the closet... no one will care that much.

Posted 2 months ago | Report
8
plentyoffish and craig's list. You will get laid. End of discussion.

Posted 2 months ago | Report
9
www.glennwilliamsshow.com

Posted 2 weeks ago | Report
10
www.kenny-rogers-kenny-rogers.cellphonesforyou.org

Posted 1 week ago | Report

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