Stupid Michigan Driver

WHY were you in Jersey? And why did you feel it was necessary to almost kill me and my passenger? Seriously, learn how to drive. If someone is in the left lane and you are in the right lane, you cannot simply switch into the left lane at 70 mph. You must allow the person in the left lane to move out of your way before veering towards the left lane. You cannot simply veer into their car because you don't want 10 seconds before getting out from behind that slow truck in front of you. I'm sorry the truck was moving slow, but I was just trying to get back home from being in Jersey. I hope you either kill yourself or lose your license so you don't cause an accident next time. And FYI I was driving only 5 over the speed limit and driving very carefully because I was moving weed from Jersey to PA. If you had gotten me arrested lady, I probably would have throttled you. God damn stupid drivers!

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Comments

  • 1
    Yeah, what is it with people who are out there in our way, breaking the law, hindering US from breaking the law? Dammit everyone, the rules apply to YOU but not ME. haha what a bunch of crap

    Posted 2 months ago | Report
  • 2
    Not like anyone from Jersey ever made a lane change without signalling.

    Posted 2 months ago | Report
  • 3
    God damnit get out of this man's/woman's way! We need to get the sweet, sweet Mary Jane to the needed location! Weed transportation should be given the same courtesy that school buses are given for transporting children. Fucking pathetic drivers. Fucking drug laws. Fuck. I'm just glad that Jane is okay. If she had been confiscated, I'd shed a tear.

    Posted 2 months ago | Report
  • 4
    I know it's a generalization, but in Florida I've always noticed that very often when I see a driver doing something stupid they have a Michigan plate. Either that or they're Asian. Nothing against Asians, but damn they can't drive for shit.

    Posted 2 months ago | Report
  • 5
    My faves in Florida are the extremely old people (usually from Ohio, Ontario, Michigan or NY) who think it's crucial to be on the highway during rush hour. Can't you WAIT an hour to go to your breakfast buffet instead of being in high-volume traffic going 30 mph in the left lane with your blinkers on? And for crap's sake put a box on your seat so you can see over the damn steering wheel!

    Posted 2 months ago | Report
  • 6
    I don't think you have any right to be mad at someone for driving irresponsibly when you were transporting weed...

    "They see me rollin'..."

    Posted 2 months ago | Report
  • 7
    I think it's hillarious to see old & short people drive. Once, I was in the car with my mom, and next to us was this car without a driver . . . oh, wait. It was just an extremely short old woman. My bad.

    But I agree with # 6. You shouldn't really be mad at someone who was doing something illegal/not safe when you were doing the same.

    Posted 2 months ago | Report
  • 8
    People that drive with drugs in their car are usually the most cautious drivers out there. So you people should hope and pray that more people run drugs.

    Posted 2 months ago | Report
  • 9
    Haha. I <3 the comments. Just to point out for #2, I'm from Maryland, living in PA, and my roommate is from Jersey and I was originally there to help her move her stuff, so yea Jersey people might make a lane change without signalling, but generally where I'm from and learned how to drive, we don't do that. But truly ventibate commenters you always brighten my day (this is actually not sarcasm).

    Posted 2 months ago | Report
  • 10
    The irony of someone that is using a vehicle while breaking the law bitching about bad drivers is priceless.

    Posted 2 months ago | Report
  • 11
    Good idea #8. Let's all get our kids hooked on drugs or get them involved in selling drugs so we can do our part to make the roads safer for everyone.

    Posted 2 months ago | Report
  • 12
    No, I didn't say hook the kids on drugs. Kids can't drive, silly.

    But seriously, watch how you normally drive for like 30 days and then put about 4lbs of pot in your trunk and see the difference it makes.

    Posted 2 months ago | Report

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