My dad: the douchbag
Four more months. I keep telling myself thats how long I have to last without pushing this man down the stairs. Now that I'm going to finally be moving out he's being even more strict, so that he can get off on his sick games of controlling me. Him and his stoopid mother that try to convert me to their cult religion. Those stupid fuckers that come and ring your doorbell at 7am Sunday mourning. And how dare he talk about me behind my back. Tell my mother that my "soul needs saving". He acts as if I'm a crack snorting, prostitute, that sell babys for more crack. Oh how mad when he finds out that I'm a bi pagan. I think I'll just pay him back one day by having lesbian sex on his bed. Then I'll rub some of that baby selling crack on his toothbrush and stick it in the dogs ass. Just for fun.
Rating:5.00
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1Only pussies talk behind people's backs. They know they'll lose their teeth otherwise.
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2Having lesbian sex on his bed isn't much of a pay off unless he knows about it.
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3Actually he might like the lesbian sex.
Unless, of course he's..... That way.
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4I don't think the dog is going to appreciate that. I mean... what did the dog ever do to deserve a toothbrush up the ass? Poor doggy.
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5Too bad you can't move out sooner. That sucks. I'm a Christian and I can't stand it when Christians try to convert people.
I support you in your bi pagan ways. Honestly.
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6Yuck. Those people who try to convert other people are creepy. Some couple screamed at me and my friend to "Accept Jesus into your hearts!" and then followed us for three blocks, throwing pamphlets at us all the way untill we started running and screaming "STALKERS!"
Too bad you can't move out sooner.
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7#5 here again. Although I support you being bi and pagan and moving out, please please please don't do anything to the dog. That's just cruel.
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8LMAO
I was joking about the dog.
I'll just throw his toothbrush in the toilet or a pile or poo
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9kids these days, someone ought to teach this kid a lesson about respect . And it just seems that this person is reprobate and headed for some real trouble with all that anger and homicidal thoughts. Get help soon.
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10I am not angry and homicidal.
Your just a old old biddy that needs to get laid
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11nice one, as for being bi thats ace, as for being pagan ace x2. As for pops being a jehovah's donkey puncher wtf? those people piss me off, they make me a prisoner in my own goddamn home whenever they come around. I wish i could just shoot at them and not get arrested, the government should make it legal to blow those bastards to kingdom come. TRY TO MAKE ME READ WATCHTOWER WILL YOU?! TAKE A RIDE ON MY HOLY BOOMSTICK!! KABLOW!
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12yea, im the one with the twat mother who broke her toe, we do sound alike... Kind of... See my parents are really snoody... If that is the word, god complexes both of them. and they dont really think about anything, they just go through the motions of pretending to be adults... In a cliche way, never really "grew up" it seems that way with a lot of people.
my advice. don't let them rule you. dont define yourself as anything and show your true colors. you may be bisexual and you may be pagen, but those things don't define you. sure your dad will be disappointed because of his own hopes for you, but he will still be your dad. come to terms with your family and their beliefs, respect them to a point where you dont compromise your own and keep to yourself what they may not approve of.
your dad is being strict because he loves you. he wants to show you that it is hard. and believe me. i am trying to move out now too, and it is really difficult. i moved out before and as much as my parents suck, i came back for support. the world is a lot better then my parents but a really lonely place too.
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13Thanks #12
You understand me
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