Sensitive ass people
I tried to wear a skimask into a coffee shop and all these people started tripping and freaking the fuck out. Lady starts crying and shit. They wouldn't let me in, they thought I was going to rob them blind. I was wearing a fucking hippie ass T-shirt with a pair of flip-flops on, getting out of my car with an Obama sticker on it and the skimask, which was the part that made them go berserk. I could've understood maybe if it was a bank. Nobody's gonna rob your stupid ass coffee shop. Why do people have to be so goddam sensitive?Doesn't anybody have a sense of humor anymore or is everyone just a terrorist in disguise that we have to watch out for? Fucking take it easy and stop trying to control a world that you can't. If I had a gun it wouldn't of made any difference what the hell they said anyway. I would never do anything like that and I sure looked like it, but apparently wearing a skimask as a prank makes you a bad person.
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1DUH!!! are you stupid???? of course they freaked out!!!!!
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2dumbass
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3And you thought that would be funny? I guess you'd shout "hijack" on a crowded plane and wonder why you got arrested too. The manager should have called the police and they should have thown your ass in jail, moron.
Assuming this is even true because I've seen jokes about this before.
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4It would have been funny if you got your ass shot.
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5You're an ass.
Shorts and flip flops and a ski mask and you wonder why people freaked out?!
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6The plan was to rob a coffee shop/diner in Pulp Fiction, because no one thinks you would.
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7Don't assume that no one would rob a coffee shop. People get stabbed on the street for $5. A friend of mine witnessed a "suicide by cop" shooting yesterday, the guy was just distraught over a divorce. People do desperate things.
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8Dude, I bet the flip flops didnt go with the shorts
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9This guy is a moron.
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10who the fuck wears a skimask with shorts and flip-flops???
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11^fucking retards with nothing better to do than stupid shit like wearing a ski mask when it's beautiful outside, that's who. Get a life.
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12well i heard ski masks are pretty comfortable this time of year. as for the shorts and flip flops wtf? i don't see a problem. besides just cuz he wants to order coffee while looking like a threat to homeland security doesn't mean people need to start freaking the hell out.
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13I think this is sorta funny.
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14^ me too.
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15in my hood you get a cap in yo ass fo shit like dat
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