You deserve to be judged

If you have a relationship with someone who you only know online, I will judge you.

If you have a strong accent or you don't know English well, I will judge you.

If you are a minority who propels every stereotype and does nothing constructive to further your people and stop discrimination, I will definitely judge you.

If you have a weird sexual fetish, I will judge you.

If you say you have never doubted your faith or religion, I will judge you.

If you think Flo Rider is a good artist, I will judge you.

If you're not funny, I will judge you.

If you are a Republican, I will most likely judge you.

If you are a politician, I will most likely hate you.

If you are bipolar, I will judge you.

If you see a therapist, I will judge you.

If you are better than me, I will find a way to judge you.

If you try to talk to animals like they are babies, I will judge you.

If you are divorced, I will judge you.

If you say "I love you" before I do, I will judge you.

If you have never seen Pulp Fiction, I will judge you.

If you are in a fraternity or sorority, I will judge you.

If you listen to My Chemical Romance, I will judge you.

If you live in the suburbs in a big house and have lots of money, but you're still depressed, I will definitely judge you.

If you try to be funny but are not, I will judge you.

If you have feelings for someone that you harbor for no reason, I will judge you.

If you are politically correct, I will avoid you.

It's not that I'm judgmental, it's that I'm done tolerating douchebags.

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1
I'm sorry, I didn't realize that God used ventibate... Let alone the interwebs... Welcome father...

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2
I have been extremely judgemental of people myself. I truly appreciate the individual who posted this rant! You have opened my eyes as to how many years I have wasted focusing on other peoples decisions/opinions!

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3
if you say stupid shit like "interwebs" i will hate you

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4
If you think that this rant is some sort of life changing experience, i will judge you (im judging you #2)

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5
If you don't mow your fucking lawn soon, I will knife you, er, judge you. Yeah, judge you. I said judge, right?

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6
you are my new hero and I judge you

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7
Amen!

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8
it doesn't make sense.... I never anything more stupid then this. you probably would never say these things in someones face.

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9
"it doesn't make sense.... I never anything more stupid then this. you probably would never say these things in someones face."

Pot. Kettle. Black.

Posted 2 days ago | Report

You deserve to be judged

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