God Damn Roommate

I got along fine with my roommate until last week. We didn't argue about anything and we usually keep to ourselves.

But he's such a creepy little bastard it just weirds me out sometimes.

For instance, last week was finals week. We were both stressed out for six days straight. All I could do to relieve tension was jerk off. My girlfriend goes to another college about five hours from where I go so I couldn't plow her :( and I recently broke my ankle playing basketball so it's hard to get exercise to relieve tension.

Anyways, I was jerking off last Thursday around 3:30 while my roommate was taking a final. He said he'd be back at 4:00 or so.

Well I forgot to lock the door and in he comes at 3:40 with a big shit eating grin on his face. "I fuckin caught you!" he says. "Now keep going. Don't stop. I want to take a picture of this!!"

I was completely nude when he walked in.

For one, I was completely pissed because he walked in twenty minutes before he said he'd return. And secondly, I was totally weirded out because he wanted me to continue jerking off while he took a fucking picture.

I told him to not to take a fucking picture. Well, he took a picture.

I took his camera and slammed it on the fucking floor. I was pissed. Fuck that creepy fucker. I am not rooming with him next year.

Maybe I should have jerked off quicker. I need some new porn I guess.

Rating:5.00

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1
woah...

I think he just might be gay

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2
he probably just wanted to show people the pictures to humiliate your stupid ass

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3
when you have a roomate you can never count on their schedules.. Gonna have to accept that fact and always do your business in private.

and yes.. Thats creepy that he wanted to take pics

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4
I'm pretty sure it's ok for someone to be 20 minutes early in their own home.

But yeah, the fact that he wanted a pic and told you to keep going, is creepy. Personally, I wouldn't have been doing it where he could catch me.

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5
Keep an eye on ventibate for someone posting about his fuckin disgusting roommate jerking off in the living room.

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6
Hahaha #5 good one

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7
Maybe he was tired of semen all over the damned couch.

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8
Seriously, I leave my shorts on. I'd rather be half-caught and have my junk covered than to have a full blown (hah) gay porn situation on my hands.

That, and don't jerk around, get that shit done FAST.

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9
did it go something like this:

'Oh my god, I'm so embarassed, you caught me jerking off'

'Oh no, it's ok, but... maybe you oughtta bend over and pick up your clothes'

'yeah, great idea, than.......'

'you are the bitch now.'

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10
That's why you shouldn't make an EVENT out of beating off. Just fucking get it over with, christ.

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11
lol...

funny shit.

it's ok for someone to come to their own home early.

but taking a picture? that's just CREEEEEPYYY or RUDE depends how you look at it.

anyway, kudos on the camera smashing... haha funny

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12
Oh, like you've never wanted to take a pic of him jerking off? Cum on!

Posted 1 month ago | Report

God Damn Roommate

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