Bitch drivers
Women cannot drive. At all. If I see one more 5 foot 1 hundred and five pound woman behind the wheel of a fucking Excursion I think I will puke. Why the hell do women insist on driving the biggest vehicle possible? Because they know they are likely to hit shit.This stupid bitch hit my car yesterday. She was trying to parallel park. I wont even begin to mention that there was enough space for three fucking cars to park where she was trying to, so hitting me was completely unnecessary. What I will bring up is when I went up to get your information, you looked at me and then drove off.
Thanks a lot you stupid bitch. That will be over a grand to fix. Next time sit your bleeding cunt on the bus.
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while that does suck, not ALL women are bad drivers! I drive a small car and have never hit anything! so think first before you stereotype people!
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If a man is a bad driver, only he is a bad driver.
If a woman is a bad driver, all women are bad drivers.
Statistically speaking, men are worse drivers than women. Ever wonder why car insurance is so much higher for men than for women? Men crash more. End of story.
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sexist cow
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actually, women crash more, they just tend to be pretty minor. Men are much more likely to total the car and/or hurt and kill people. Also, men are statistically more likely to drive under the influence.
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^ correct. Men drive drunk more. (because they have to drive their woman somewhere) Also, men tend to drive faster, so when there is an accident, it is worse. Women have more accidents, men have worse accidents.
If you wanna try to play the "who is a better driver" game, ask yourself why in most committed relationships the girls let the guys drive. There is a reason
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^ yea the reason is so we wont hurt the man's precious ego!!!!
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After working in an auto shop for 4 years, I'd have to say that I see more men in crashes than women. Plus as the other commenter said, women get the cheaper insurance and for good reason I'm sure. I think women overall tend to be less hot-headed behind the wheel, less road rage and careless driving. There will always be a few exceptions though.
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Yea - it was a man that bashed in the side of my little sports car with his giant white "work van" and because he's in the states illegally he doesn't have insurance or any means to pay to fix my side panel - but sure women are the bad drivers in this country.
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illeagals who cannot read street signs do not count. Most women are literate, therefore, more should be expected of them. (However, most women cannot build a house for shit)
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don't generalize, you bastard.
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Guys, especially teen guys drive faster, it's been proven. Luckily for me I'm a girl and my insurance is lower. It pays to be a female. Oh and men don't drive drunk because they have to drive their women around, it's not the nineteen twenties, women are more than capable of driving themselves. People (including both men and women) drive drunk because they're dumb asses.
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I'm a woman and I have to agree with the OP, kind of.
While I can drive any car on the road just as well or better than most men, I can't drive SUV's, trucks, or vans. Why? Because I'm 5 feet tall. I've tried, in parking lots. I either can't reach the pedals or can't see over the steering wheel. There's no way in hell I'd ever attempt to drive something like that on the street.
Maybe tall women can drive big vehicles with no problem but short people have no fucking business even trying.
Besides, in his situation this lady plowed into him while trying to park, that means she was probably going less than 5mph. Anybody who wrecks while going that slow needs their license revoked. Then she ran off without giving her insurance information. Who wouldn't be pissed off about that?
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i'm a girl who drives really fast, i've driven drunk-buzzed, i've gotten a bajillion speeding tickets, but i've never blown a red light or a stop sign and i've NEVER hit anyone and i know the rules of the road when it comes to merging, changing lanes, what all the different lines and different signs mean, and i always wear my seatbelt. and all my guy friends tell me i'm the best driver they've ever driven with. except when i get really bad road rage from other motherfuckers who dont know how to drive. and honestly, i agree with the OP, its mostly women i find myself giving the finger to.
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13: Just go kill yourself.
Teenage to twenty something GIRLS are the worst drivers in the world. I don't know about women as a whole.
"Omg, i'm like, so, texting while i'm driviing! LMAO! Lemme check my ratty hair! Omg, who's calling me? What is a turn signal?"
Don't believe me? Ask 50 or 60 18 year old girls what kind of car they drive. In my experience most of them don't even know the model or year of their car, or general freeway and sidestreet rules. They just fucking get in their car and slam the gas pedal down like monkeys would do if they impersonated a man.
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drunk driving is way more fun than regular driving. It isnt even a close call
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while that does suck, not ALL women are bad drivers! I drive a small car and have never hit anything! so think first before you stereotype people!Posted 4 months ago | Report
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If a man is a bad driver, only he is a bad driver.If a woman is a bad driver, all women are bad drivers.
Statistically speaking, men are worse drivers than women. Ever wonder why car insurance is so much higher for men than for women? Men crash more. End of story.
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sexist cowPosted 4 months ago | Report
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actually, women crash more, they just tend to be pretty minor. Men are much more likely to total the car and/or hurt and kill people. Also, men are statistically more likely to drive under the influence.Posted 4 months ago | Report
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^ correct. Men drive drunk more. (because they have to drive their woman somewhere) Also, men tend to drive faster, so when there is an accident, it is worse. Women have more accidents, men have worse accidents. If you wanna try to play the "who is a better driver" game, ask yourself why in most committed relationships the girls let the guys drive. There is a reason
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^ yea the reason is so we wont hurt the man's precious ego!!!!Posted 4 months ago | Report
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After working in an auto shop for 4 years, I'd have to say that I see more men in crashes than women. Plus as the other commenter said, women get the cheaper insurance and for good reason I'm sure. I think women overall tend to be less hot-headed behind the wheel, less road rage and careless driving. There will always be a few exceptions though.Posted 4 months ago | Report
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Yea - it was a man that bashed in the side of my little sports car with his giant white "work van" and because he's in the states illegally he doesn't have insurance or any means to pay to fix my side panel - but sure women are the bad drivers in this country.Posted 4 months ago | Report
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illeagals who cannot read street signs do not count. Most women are literate, therefore, more should be expected of them. (However, most women cannot build a house for shit)Posted 4 months ago | Report
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don't generalize, you bastard.Posted 4 months ago | Report
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Guys, especially teen guys drive faster, it's been proven. Luckily for me I'm a girl and my insurance is lower. It pays to be a female. Oh and men don't drive drunk because they have to drive their women around, it's not the nineteen twenties, women are more than capable of driving themselves. People (including both men and women) drive drunk because they're dumb asses.Posted 4 months ago | Report
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I'm a woman and I have to agree with the OP, kind of. While I can drive any car on the road just as well or better than most men, I can't drive SUV's, trucks, or vans. Why? Because I'm 5 feet tall. I've tried, in parking lots. I either can't reach the pedals or can't see over the steering wheel. There's no way in hell I'd ever attempt to drive something like that on the street.
Maybe tall women can drive big vehicles with no problem but short people have no fucking business even trying.
Besides, in his situation this lady plowed into him while trying to park, that means she was probably going less than 5mph. Anybody who wrecks while going that slow needs their license revoked. Then she ran off without giving her insurance information. Who wouldn't be pissed off about that?
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i'm a girl who drives really fast, i've driven drunk-buzzed, i've gotten a bajillion speeding tickets, but i've never blown a red light or a stop sign and i've NEVER hit anyone and i know the rules of the road when it comes to merging, changing lanes, what all the different lines and different signs mean, and i always wear my seatbelt. and all my guy friends tell me i'm the best driver they've ever driven with. except when i get really bad road rage from other motherfuckers who dont know how to drive. and honestly, i agree with the OP, its mostly women i find myself giving the finger to.Posted 4 months ago | Report
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13: Just go kill yourself.Teenage to twenty something GIRLS are the worst drivers in the world. I don't know about women as a whole.
"Omg, i'm like, so, texting while i'm driviing! LMAO! Lemme check my ratty hair! Omg, who's calling me? What is a turn signal?"
Don't believe me? Ask 50 or 60 18 year old girls what kind of car they drive. In my experience most of them don't even know the model or year of their car, or general freeway and sidestreet rules. They just fucking get in their car and slam the gas pedal down like monkeys would do if they impersonated a man.
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drunk driving is way more fun than regular driving. It isnt even a close callPosted 4 months ago | Report