Roommate, you are not miss perfect
she doesn't clean after herself usually. and when she does, she calls her mom and brags about how she cleaned (wtf?!)and she keeps saying that she broke up with her bf then she changes her mind and she's back to having sex with him.
she's way too proud of herself... she talks about her life and she's got it planned out. funny thing is that she never follows through those words. she failed 3 courses this year and gained like 15-20 lbs ...
she says that she doesn't like the city here and there's nothing to do and she's lazy because of that??? well, maybe if you went out ... you know, see people. it's the fucking capital... there's plenty to see... if you're not into bars/club scene... there are plenty of things to do: amazing museums, great lectures happening every where, comedy clubs, fishing.. you say you like that.. Try it!, green spaces, trails for you to bike.. you also claim you want to do that... er?
all you do is complain.. Complain ... complain...
and whenever you're on the phone with your mom/bf/grandma... (loudly) you tell them that i'm always in my room and i'm mad at you... well, fuck me... if i'm studying i like to close the door and study in peace. and why the hell do you care if i want to stay in my room? at least i go to my classes and sometimes if i'm having problems i like to come home and go straight to my room.. unlike you, i don't like to share them with my roommate.. i have other people i like to talk with. others who respect my privacy and don't assume shit about me. you wonder why i'm happy? i go out.. i explore this city i live in.. unlike you, i don't complain that there's nothing to do all the time.
you're so emotionally unstable i'm sick of you coming to my room and interrupting my studying because you wanna talk about how you broke up with your bf and try to convince yourself it's a good decision by standing there and talking about it to me for an hour.
FUCK!! *Deep deep breath*
i feel better.
ps - yes, you are fat.
Rating:4.25
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1Hahaha. I swear, college is full of weird shit and people. I live next to a frat, and literally I just heard some guy pissing all over their wall (what, toilet bowl broken?).
My roommate was just as bad fall quarter, he was rich and on anxiety drugs. Fucking narcissist sat around all the time asking me if I was his best friend and he thought that I was gay because I'm "from San Francisco". (I'm actually from San Jose, but he didn't understand that the bay area is more than one city)
This bitch will eventually get fat and ugly (or fatter and uglier) and she'll be left all alone wondering why no one likes her. By then though, you'll be rid of her.
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2amen.
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3AMEN X 2!!! My sentiments exactly about my own room mate.
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