Double yellow
Next time somebody passes me on a double yellow line, I think im going to steer my car over so they spray in their pants like a bitch. Or keep a cap gun in my car to scare them while they're in the process. Today i chased some dumb dirty redneck prick down 209 and drove past him when he was going into national auto and yelled "GOOD PASS ON ME ASSHOLE". It felt fantastic. To ANYBODY out there who does this to ANYONE going over 45 miles an hour, your eyes should be ripped out of your sockets and fed to you. I sware to god if this happens to me again, i will purposely go out of my way to piss you off. I will chase you 90 miles down the road if need be. And if you feel the need to challenge me, I'll get out of my car and stab you like a stuffed teddy bear until you are fucking bleeding dead on the side of the road.Rating:0.00
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1sounds to me like your to much of a pussy to go over the speed limit. so people who need to get places have to pass you, so go faster or pull to the side and let them pass. because if you follow someone and try to confront them theres a good chance they'll actually pull out a gun or knife.
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2Sounds like both of you have some issues. There is a reason why speed limits and road markings exist, mainly that the people who lay out roads have determined what is safe and what is not.
I have no sympathy for those who feel they must get everyplace as fast as possible, at the expense of other people's safety, nor do I side with people who feel that road rage solves anything. My insurance is high enough already without having to pay for your childishness, thank you.
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3^^i Agree!! well said #2
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4OP is going to get stabbed or shot one of these days.
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5Agreed. People are in too big of a hurry to go no where. You may being going faster than me, but when your car is wrapped around a tree and your body is equivalent Christopher Reeves, I will have the last laugh. I usually go 5-8 over the speed limit and if that's not enough, I don't care.
And fuck people who don't use their headlights in the rain!
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6no fuck you guy, if someone is riding your ass wanting to go faster, whether you're doing the speed limit or not, you're supposed to pull over. didnt you fuckers learn anything during driver's ed?
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7#6 is right..
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8What is unfortunate is that our roads are populated by people who are inexperienced, unskilled, and just plain stupid.
We should really make the driver's license test a lot harder, with the person nagging you endlessly, trying to get you to fuck up, and setting a ridiculous destination time for a faraway goal, and then seeing how you do under pressure.
Of course, fat chance of that happening.
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9I just recently ranted about slow drivers. Double yellow lines or not, if you are'nt going the posted limit, I will pass you. Or, I've also just laid on my horn non-stop until they pulled over and let me pass, which is the correct rule. I am not speeding, and the posted speed is 35. Not some 'hell on wheels 65mph'. If someone does what OP said he'd like to do, I have a lovely bang-stick in my car, to help change your attitude. You try that lame crap with me!
Posted 1 month ago | Report