Thank You Canada
You have brought me many hours of enjoyment. I have loved making fun of your country. Thanks for giving Mounties to the world, their little costumes are so hilarious. Thanks for your accent I love how you Canadians say eh, I almost thought that your speech couldn't sound any more unintelligent. Thank your for Degrassi, it's Canadian television at it's finest which means that it can only score a 1/2 hour slot once a week in most countries.Basically, I just wanted to thank Canada for continuing to be the world's joke. Without you, the countries of the world would not have a common comical interest. You Canada, are the half-assed done glue job that keeps all of us some-what together.
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1Thank you Canada for being a bunch of fucking warmongers and making the rest of the world despise you.
Oh wait, I got two countries mixed up.
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2glue sniffing uncle fucking cannucks that dont do shit for the world. I hope your frostbitten weiners fall off so you will stop procreating
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3Thanks Canada for Rush, Neil Young and The Guess Who. Thanks for Dan Aykroyd and John Candy, for William Shatner and Michael J. Fox. And Tom Brokaw. But not for Gordon Lightfoot or k. d. lang.
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4In the Global Peace Index 2008, Canada ranked 11th, and the U. S. ranked 97th.
Obviously the US does the world so much more good.
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5For one, not all Canadians say "eh"
For two, I have only seen "those funny little mountie costumes" on TV, and I live in Canada.
Thank YOU OP for being a stereo typical judgemental American who makes him/herself sound like a dumbass.
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6Thanks America for your highway patrolmen and their snappy uniforms and their Smokey The bear dork hats. Thank You America for inventing crack and meth. Thank you America for selling arms to the middle east. Thank you America for having a right wing war mongering asshole as president. Thank you America for trying to colonize the entire world and "spread" democracy. Thank you America for being undereducated, over patriotic, blind, stupid and fat. If it weren't for you, we'd have nobody to look down our noses at up here.
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7hahaha
OP pwned by number 6
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8lol owned by 6. nice
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9canadians are awesome. their accent is cute too.
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10give us some of that internet money.
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11The only difference I can tell between Canadians and Americans is that they keep their loonies in their pockets, and we keep ours in Washington.
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12lol number 11
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13Thank you Canada for the show "Corner Gas". It's funny!
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14You're welcome.
Signed, Canada.
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15Just FYI one Canadian rant is worth exactly 0. 9 American rants.
Just kidding. I wish we could put a beaver on OUR money!
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