Know-it-all Canadians
You fucking Canadians are such smug little bastards, Canada is an entirely different story than the United States. They act as if Canada's Gov't. were to come run the US everything would be hunky dory in no time. Tell me how the Almighty Canadian Gov't would solve the cycle of black poverty and inner city crime. Or the fuel crisis? Canada doesn't have the same fuel crisis because they have shitloads of oil up there. And how do you act so smug up there with Nationalized Healthcare, when we have so many people down here who don't even want it... they are satisfied with their own healthcare (not speaking for myself or everyone).Its just bullshit, stay in Canada you fucks. Enjoy watching your best hockey players move to America to play hockey when, for the most part, we couldn't give a fuck about the sport.
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1We will keep living up here in the 11th most peaceful nation on Earth. You can stay in the 97th.
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2-Canada is peaceful and friendly society unlike USA so you can fuck off back to mcdonalds you fat cunt with hepatits B or gun around your waist. FUCKER
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3If McCain wins in November I'm coming up there to live with YOU guys!
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4Even if McCain doesn't win, you should anyways.
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5number 3: Why wait?? Since Kinky Friedman is not running for president, the only acceptable candidate for the presidency of the USA is John McCain. If you leave now you can settle in before the cold harsh snowy winter starts. Also, once you go, just stay there, do not become a frostback and return, even if it is to get necessary surgery several months earlier than you could in Canada. Bask in the delights of socialized medicine until the day comes that you really really need prompt medical care.
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6I love Canada, my sister married the Scott Hartnells brother (he plays for the Nashville Predators) and everything seems a lot smarter up there. The reason they don't have inner city crime shows why we DO have inner city crime... They are doing something the right way : P
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7Number 5: Fucker, John McCain is more of the same shit that costs us billions everyday, kills off about a dozen soldiers, of our own citizens, every week, and got us into this FUCKING RECESSION!!!! Just because you passed 3rd grade PE doesn't mean that you are qualified to talk about which president is "qualified."
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8#1 im getting a little sick of you citing that bullshit stat on every thread. You know who was more peaceful than canada? The jews at auschwitz. They were pretty fucking docile. Hell of a lot of good it did them to. The only reason you can prance about like a bunch of pussies is that you know that the us will not allow anyone to attack one of its neighbors. Make no mistake about it, you live under the freedom that the us provides
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93, if you're moving to canada move to southern ontario or british columbia. populated and close to the USA with warmer weather. canada is good but sometimes it just a wide expanse of rocks and trees and water.
canadians and americans can be friends!!
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10#8.
It's funny, every one of your posts is the same. The same tired opinions, the same tired bullshit and lies. Are you jealous, or something? Is that it? Awww, poor little yankee asshole. Go shoot yourself in the head. I am sure you can find a gun lying around in all of the Burger King wrappers littering the floor of your squalid double wide. Oh, and by the way, we enjoy our own freedoms thank you. We certainly don't need you "spreading" democracy and freedom up here. Besides which, you'd get about as far as Windsor before you got your asses handed to you.
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11yeah, because canada could defeat the us in a war. riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
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12I think this is what git the OP's panties in a twist. This a response to him/her/it when he called Canadians pussies.
"Pussy ass? Really? Hmmmm, someone needs a history lesson. Where were you guys at the outbreak of both world wars? Hiding. Where were you when Hitler was invading Poland? Selling arms to the Nazis. And when, in your history have you ever taken on anyone by yourselves? Never, that's when. Our military is far more respected than yours, better trained, more disciplined and way the fuck tougher than yours.
Now, let's look at national sports. We have two. Lacrosse, which is the most vicious organized sport in the world, and hockey. Where fighting is part of the game.
And you have baseball. The biggest pussy sport on the planet. If it rains, you can't play. Manly. Really.
We thrive in conditions that would kill you. we are self reliant, tough and most of all we don't need to constantly stroke our oh so fragile egos.
But, you're right, we're the pussies. Idiot."
Does the truth hurt, or something?
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Let's see, you couldn't defeat Vietnam, Iraq, and now Afghanistan, and they are third world countries with little or no technology to speak of. Yeah, I'm fairly certain you'd lose. Besides which, according to your genius president, my country is full of terrorists, so we'd just let them deal with you.
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14This guy is a troll and just like to get people going.
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15Glad to hear the truth pisses you off so much number 8. i will hereby take it upon myself to state it in every thread made by idiots like you claiming the US is king shit.
King OF shit perhaps...
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