I'm gonna kill a GREEK
If I have to see another trio of guys in aviators and popped collars I'm going to gun them down. I don't ever want to talk to you, and amazingly that feeling somehow intensifies when I am, for some god-awful reason, forced to listen to you talk about your condescending douche-baggery. No one cares how many times you double teamed that sorority whore. She's gone around the other frats and you're probably a closet homosexual anyway. I don't know if you would have become like this if you didn't join a frat or your frat is the reason you're a douchebag, but I hate you.Rating:3.00
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pink shirts are not cool. Even if you pop the collar. Even if you swear it is not pink, its salmon. You are a fraggot. And no, boning a frat mattress does not make you straight
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yeah... and why the phuck can't they use the Roman alphabet? they're all phi alpha gammas.
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Do they always travel in trios?
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"And no, boning a frat mattress does not make you straight"
What if they bone a sorority mattress?
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frat mattress is a term for a sorority girl. dumbass
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Fuck yeah. God damn "bros" that have to PAY to belong because they're too stupid to join a club or play a team sport on campus to meet people and get real friends.
Fuck greek.
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You're just jealous because we're better human beings than you are. No to mention more successful, and generally better looking. Why don't you go back to jerking off to your Warcraft game you stupid little Nerd. Then you can brood about "getting back at us", get through community college, and eventually marry a girl too ugly to tap.
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oh no, you hate us and our popped-collars. whatever will we do?
here's the thing big guy, we don't care. you're certainly not worth our time to hate back, so go on and hate us, we're not going to change your minds.
just remember that when we're all VPing at GoldmanSachs, and you're whitewashing our houses, you'll still hate us, and we still won't give a damn. way to live your life.
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yeah, fraggots dont hate non fraggots. Great point, wrong, but great point. Similarly, i am sure that every fraggot will obtain a vp position at goldman sachs. wrong, but another great point. Some of us get through college with a good group of friends, make our own connections, and go to grad school and beyond. The difference between us and the fraggots is that our college eductation did no include fellatiating a billy goat (or just fellatiating billy) By the way, when you were listening to your shitty 80's cover band at the house, i was totally tagging your kid sister.
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I believe the word you're searching for is fellating.
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"By the way, when you were listening to your shitty 80's cover band at the house, i was totally tagging your kid sister."
I foresee a bright future for you. Intellect of that caliber is unparalleled.
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Seriously, almost everyone has considered joining a frat at one point or another, right?
Fraternities provide brotherhood, opportunities to try new things (sky diving, river rafting), and even philanthropy or community service. They aren't completely terrible.
What is sad is that there are people who join fraternities specifically because they can't make friends, want to fuck drunk-ass sorority girls, and are afraid that they won't get jobs when they get out of college.
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I just saw a couple of WASPs playing croquet on the lawn at my college. One of them had a pink polo. I think I'm gonna puke.
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Stop your whining, pick up your dignity and go out and get a life. For fucks sake man, don't hate somebody just because they are a douchebag. Get your own life and live it while you can.
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The happiest moment of my life was when I opened my eyes and realised I was sucking a hot dog instead of my pledge master's cock. But I got through it all, and now I am in a frat and you are not. BITCH!!
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pink shirts are not cool. Even if you pop the collar. Even if you swear it is not pink, its salmon. You are a fraggot. And no, boning a frat mattress does not make you straightPosted 1 year ago | Report
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yeah... and why the phuck can't they use the Roman alphabet? they're all phi alpha gammas. Posted 1 year ago | Report
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Do they always travel in trios?Posted 1 year ago | Report
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"And no, boning a frat mattress does not make you straight"What if they bone a sorority mattress?
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frat mattress is a term for a sorority girl. dumbassPosted 1 year ago | Report
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Fuck yeah. God damn "bros" that have to PAY to belong because they're too stupid to join a club or play a team sport on campus to meet people and get real friends.Fuck greek.
Posted 1 year ago | Report
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You're just jealous because we're better human beings than you are. No to mention more successful, and generally better looking. Why don't you go back to jerking off to your Warcraft game you stupid little Nerd. Then you can brood about "getting back at us", get through community college, and eventually marry a girl too ugly to tap.Posted 1 year ago | Report
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oh no, you hate us and our popped-collars. whatever will we do?here's the thing big guy, we don't care. you're certainly not worth our time to hate back, so go on and hate us, we're not going to change your minds.
just remember that when we're all VPing at GoldmanSachs, and you're whitewashing our houses, you'll still hate us, and we still won't give a damn. way to live your life.
Posted 1 year ago | Report
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yeah, fraggots dont hate non fraggots. Great point, wrong, but great point. Similarly, i am sure that every fraggot will obtain a vp position at goldman sachs. wrong, but another great point. Some of us get through college with a good group of friends, make our own connections, and go to grad school and beyond. The difference between us and the fraggots is that our college eductation did no include fellatiating a billy goat (or just fellatiating billy) By the way, when you were listening to your shitty 80's cover band at the house, i was totally tagging your kid sister.Posted 1 year ago | Report
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I believe the word you're searching for is fellating. Posted 1 year ago | Report
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"By the way, when you were listening to your shitty 80's cover band at the house, i was totally tagging your kid sister."I foresee a bright future for you. Intellect of that caliber is unparalleled.
Posted 1 year ago | Report
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Seriously, almost everyone has considered joining a frat at one point or another, right?Fraternities provide brotherhood, opportunities to try new things (sky diving, river rafting), and even philanthropy or community service. They aren't completely terrible.
What is sad is that there are people who join fraternities specifically because they can't make friends, want to fuck drunk-ass sorority girls, and are afraid that they won't get jobs when they get out of college.
Posted 1 year ago | Report
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I just saw a couple of WASPs playing croquet on the lawn at my college. One of them had a pink polo. I think I'm gonna puke.Posted 1 year ago | Report
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Stop your whining, pick up your dignity and go out and get a life. For fucks sake man, don't hate somebody just because they are a douchebag. Get your own life and live it while you can.Posted 1 year ago | Report
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The happiest moment of my life was when I opened my eyes and realised I was sucking a hot dog instead of my pledge master's cock. But I got through it all, and now I am in a frat and you are not. BITCH!!Posted 1 year ago | Report
