Nasty fucking roommates
Some things I've tried to tell you, but you're too stupid to understand.#1. I'm not your "bro".
#2. The fact that I know how to cook, clean, and properly dress wounds (nice job burning yourself with the cup noodles) does NOT mean that I can (or will) fix your computer.
#3. Do not refer to me by my full name when you point out that I crossed the line in the fridge and my stuff is on your side. You aren't my mom, and you don't have any food anyway.
#4. And just because you're not my parent, doesn't mean that I am yours. When you use MY dishes, leave toothpaste in the sink, or let a giant pile of clothes and sheets form next to your bed, clean it up. You are not a 12 year old, clean up your fucking area.
#5. I'm surprised you aren't embarrassed to bring over your EX-girlfriend and get denied when you try to cop a feel because you're "just friends". Quit bringing her over, she doesn't want to fuck you because you've moved out of your parent's house.
#6. I don't smoke hookah. Quit trying to get me to, I'm not interested.
Just grow up.
Rating:3.00
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You are the roomate from hell. I cant beleive you even manage to get a roomate. Who the hell are you to tell him what girl he can and cant have over. Not to mention the fact that you are quite arrogant. You need to get a life
Posted 1 year ago | Report
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All I can say is that I'm glad that I never had to room with someone at any point in my life. Unless you consider a wife a roommate.
Posted 1 year ago | Report
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a wife is far worse than a roomate. She CAN tell you what to do
Posted 1 year ago | Report
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this is why i will NEVER live with another person
Posted 1 year ago | Report
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"this is why i will NEVER live with another person"
Finding the right person is the key and living alone for your entire life sounds, well, lonely.
Posted 1 year ago | Report
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inviting them in is better than being forced by contract to endure them
Posted 1 year ago | Report
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I live in a dorm, it blows having a roommate. Singles from now on haha.
Posted 1 year ago | Report
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How did I manage to get a roommate? I live in college dorms.
Arrogant as I may sound, at least I'm not assuming.
Posted 1 year ago | Report
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Look bro,
I've been tryin' to tell you, Katie and I are just friends, but it's not your business what I do with her. Oh, and for the record, she is SO into me now that I'm out of my folk's place.
So Steven last name removed, if you wouldn't mind doin' my dishes & clothes, I'll forgive your refrigerator encroachment. I'm off to hit the hashpipe - you should really try it, I think it would really mellow you out - so I'll see you later.
-Your roommate
ps, could you take a look at my computer for me, it's been actin' weird?
Posted 1 year ago | Report
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whoa, did two people (who know each other) actually see each other on ventibate, or was that just a really funny joke?
Posted 1 year ago | Report
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looks like you are a fuckin loser. you are the type of person that will live alone for rest of your life. you'll end up being weird as fuck and being a psycho. get some help.
Posted 1 year ago | Report
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Ozzie and Harriet? This reminds me of them, the clean freak and the slob. How they live together and don't kill one another, I dunno.
Posted 1 year ago | Report
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^ I think you meant Oscar and Felix.
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Posted 6 months ago | Report
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You are the roomate from hell. I cant beleive you even manage to get a roomate. Who the hell are you to tell him what girl he can and cant have over. Not to mention the fact that you are quite arrogant. You need to get a lifePosted 1 year ago | Report
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All I can say is that I'm glad that I never had to room with someone at any point in my life. Unless you consider a wife a roommate.Posted 1 year ago | Report
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a wife is far worse than a roomate. She CAN tell you what to doPosted 1 year ago | Report
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this is why i will NEVER live with another personPosted 1 year ago | Report
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"this is why i will NEVER live with another person"Finding the right person is the key and living alone for your entire life sounds, well, lonely.
Posted 1 year ago | Report
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inviting them in is better than being forced by contract to endure themPosted 1 year ago | Report
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I live in a dorm, it blows having a roommate. Singles from now on haha.Posted 1 year ago | Report
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How did I manage to get a roommate? I live in college dorms.Arrogant as I may sound, at least I'm not assuming.
Posted 1 year ago | Report
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Look bro, I've been tryin' to tell you, Katie and I are just friends, but it's not your business what I do with her. Oh, and for the record, she is SO into me now that I'm out of my folk's place.
So Steven last name removed, if you wouldn't mind doin' my dishes & clothes, I'll forgive your refrigerator encroachment. I'm off to hit the hashpipe - you should really try it, I think it would really mellow you out - so I'll see you later.
-Your roommate
ps, could you take a look at my computer for me, it's been actin' weird?
Posted 1 year ago | Report
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whoa, did two people (who know each other) actually see each other on ventibate, or was that just a really funny joke?Posted 1 year ago | Report
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looks like you are a fuckin loser. you are the type of person that will live alone for rest of your life. you'll end up being weird as fuck and being a psycho. get some help.Posted 1 year ago | Report
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Ozzie and Harriet? This reminds me of them, the clean freak and the slob. How they live together and don't kill one another, I dunno.Posted 1 year ago | Report
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^ I think you meant Oscar and Felix.Posted 1 year ago | Report
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www. Eadoctor.net/what-is-bulk-emailPosted 6 months ago | Report
