Keep your pants on or shut up
That addresses all of my dirty, dirty bar-trash friends who can't seem to keep their pants on long enough to get the guy's name. THEN they whine/cry/bitch/make-me-homicidal when "he" never calls again. No shit?!I DON'T CARE girls...I don't care that he is, "OH MY GOD HOT!" at the bar and then, "He's such a fucking asshole...after we had sex he told me he has a girlfriend. And herpes."
Idiots.
Rating:5.00
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That is the problem with these guys, they are all for one night stands. I am not like that! I prefer to have a FWB (Friend with Benefits) for those that didn't know that! I don't like having one night stands, I like to keep having sex!!!
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could you possible post the phone numbers to your friends, they sound like a lot of fun
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867-5309
Call me!
-Jenny
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I need an area code
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You need more than an area code if you didn't catch that joke, moron.
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You definitely need new friends.
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comment #6 FOR THE WIN!
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That is the problem with these guys, they are all for one night stands. I am not like that! I prefer to have a FWB (Friend with Benefits) for those that didn't know that! I don't like having one night stands, I like to keep having sex!!!Posted 1 year ago | Report
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could you possible post the phone numbers to your friends, they sound like a lot of funPosted 1 year ago | Report
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867-5309Call me!
-Jenny
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I need an area codePosted 1 year ago | Report
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You need more than an area code if you didn't catch that joke, moron.Posted 1 year ago | Report
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You definitely need new friends.Posted 1 year ago | Report
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comment #6 FOR THE WIN!Posted 1 year ago | Report
