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So lemme get this straight...

Basically for as long as we've been friends, I have helped you to get by. In the beginning when I barely knew you I let you crash on my couch for two weeks, only to find out later your family was waiting for you to come home. But that was okay, you had some issues to work out after the military and I figured that year abroad would have done something to help you settle down. So I didn't argue when you needed a place to stay after you got back. I let you crash in my place again, sometimes for weeks or even months at a time. I sprung for meals. I didn't ask anything for the extra utilities. And when the other room opened up I was more than happy to let you move in. I mean, you were already moved in more or less, but at least this way you'd be paying rent. And even then, I charged you almost half of what I should have because I knew money was tight and you couldn't afford much more. I put off getting things I needed, like clothing, to help you get back on your feet.

Why did I do all of this, you may ask? Because we were friends. And I had foolishly assumed that all this time it was a friendship based on mutual fucking respect. So can you imagine my surprise? When I mentioned that I MIGHT be considering moving elsewhere SOMETIME in the future, and you went fucking apeshit on me? Can you imagine my bewilderment, when YOU told ME that I was a complete fuck up who couldn't live without YOUR benevolent guidance?

Do you understand what you looked like, standing in the living room that was ankle deep in your own garbage, telling me that you were the only one who ever did anything around that apartment? Do you have ANY FUCKING CONCEPT of the absurdity of it, after everything I had done, for you to tell me that I was the ungrateful one?!

And even after all this when I gave my 30 days notice and moved out, cutting you loose and leaving you to your own devices, you still think we're friends?

YOU STILL WANT TO HANG OUT?!

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!




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