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I am Rant

First of all everyone shut off the god damn cell phones 24/7. In the mall, the theater, the car, the train, planes and everywhere else. We have become so fucking connecting to our cell phone buddies that we don’t care to speak to anyone else anymore and we cant be bothered to show any fucking courtesy either! Every day I am cut off on the roads, held up at traffic lights, and swerving to avoid pedestrians because these people are more connecting with that little box then with their world. And for fucks sake, quite sending me text messages one right after the other! I hate "txting" its the most asinine way to waste money when a 5 minute phone would sort the whole mess out and waste far less time then 30 minutes of bit sized conversations speckled with AOL jargon bullshit.

Now for assholes on wheels, the festival better known as driving. This Dick is fucking tired of being cut off by motorcyclists with a death wish, cell phone zombies, twats in ego-machines, old people, and the ever present minivan/SUV packed with one singular soccer mom Wal-martian douche. Heres the simple rules. The right lane is the go the speed limit look for your exit/turn yak with your friends and cruise along like a general retard lane. The left lane is for passing or turning only where applicable. Every time I need to go somewhere there’s some moron in the left lane matching speed with his buddy in the right lane going about 5 under the limit! Get in the right lane jackass and stop holding up the regular flow of traffic. Also, accidents are accidents, keep staring at that one and you might get into one when I plow into your backside and push start you back up to the fucking speed limit! Motorcyclists; get off my tail, get out of my blind spot, quit cutting me off, stop acting like a jackass on purpose, and don’t pull up next to me in my lane. Then we might just talk about me showing you the same courtesy I try and show everyone else on the road. Until then don’t expect me to lay down the red carpet for your sorry ass when you nearly cause me to get in an accident with you.

Mothers, if your child cries anywhere he/she is supposed to be quiet, especially right next to me, placate him/her immediately or leave! Do not look around like we are supposed to do some magical thing. DO NOT TAKE THIS OPPOURTUNITY TO TEST OUT THE IGNORE THE CHILD THEORY!!! Children are a responsibility! When you decided to raise one it’s your responsibility to take care of her/him. I am not your babysitter, especially not when I am with my girlfriend for the evening and your 20 year old ass shows up and guilt trips my love into taking care of your snot nosed brat so you can have a good time cheating on your asshole of a husband whilst ruining my one night of relaxation! I don’t care if it angers my love, next week go the fuck away cause we will be mating like rabbits and I will make sure her phone is off and the doorbell broken.

The next asshole that calls me racist and "informs" me on the error of my white ancestry and how my life is supposedly handed to me on a silver platter is going to end up in a hospital somewhere. Seriously. I am 1/4 Russian Jew 1/4 Cherokee Indian and 1/2 unknown ancestry due to adoption. I grew up in lower class society in inner city neighborhoods where I was the minority. Every day of my life I walked to school in my goodwill clothing and had to deal with the fact that sometimes I stole to eat. Shut the fuck up about racism you prick. Racism goes both ways and after the daily beatings I know that oh so well. But take heart, if I work three times as hard to distinguish myself as a 4.0 grade point average musical superstar I might just make it into college right next to the minority who got in with average scores. Stop calling me racist and start looking at yourselves and your children who beat my friend’s children. If you’re angry at us for succeeding then push your child to the point of mental collapse like the rest of us. This is a harsher world and to succeed we are going to have to strive ever higher. Truthfully I don’t care if I am wrong on this paragraph, I’ve suffered my whole life because you thought I had it better then you and I deserved to be punished. My family has struggled to make ends meet when we decided to buy our home with what little money we had. We worked hard every day to make our lives just a little bit better in the long run

Hey anti-military yahoos! Get a clue, do you really think that if the most powerful country in the world decided to lay down its arms that we would still be living like we are?! You get your freedom because we fought tooth and nail for it. You get your freedom to protest because I am giving up mine to serve our great nation. Fuck I hate our president, fuck I hate all you idiotic voters for letting him in. He took a giant shit on our foreign policy. I know we needed to do something about 9/11 but do you fools really think that going in half cocked was all that bright? And now we are stuck here. We turned a bad situation into a disaster and somewhere those fucking politicians are laughing all the way to the bank with their stocks. Here is a financial tip; war equals money for those assholes and their pet companies. Also did you know that politicians earn a larger pension the veterans? WTF, we fight their war, watch people die, commit their atrocities in the name of government and then they stiff us yet again. 30 years of service earns a smaller pension then a 4 year term in office! Something is wrong with this picture. And then you anti-military pricks spend your time getting angry at those who served in the military. Those who willingly served in the belief that they were protecting your freedom to abuse them. So a big fuck off to you!

Love, you’re my sweetheart my dearest and right now I am smitten. But fuck show some sort of motivation! Every day I ask you about how your doing you tell me the same bullshit. The “ABC” Co didn’t call me back about the job. Well call them and don’t stop calling until they slap you with a restraining order! You don’t get work because you show no initiative. You have to want to work! You’re staying in my barracks right now which is located right next to the gym…yet you have never gone. You tell me you plan on losing weight. You say that you want to lose weight and trim down, yet you don’t change anything! I ask and ask, I suggest and implore, but nothing gets you to do something about your weight. You want to look good in small jeans then you have to sweat for it. I want to be there to help you reach that goal but you have to take my hand and take the first fucking step. It’s going to hurt but you asked for help on improving yourself and until you leave me I will help you in any way I can! I am tired of looking at your big booty and you telling me you’re going to lose it. I am tired of coming home to my barracks and finding out you played around with my stuff all day and did nothing productive! Get out of my room, NOW!

If you made it to the bottom then thank you. 99 percent of the time I m a nice man. Hell I am damn near a pushover. I spend my time laughing quietly and blending into groups. I love people and humanity, yet I hate what it’s becoming.

Rating:5.00

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