Whoever hit my car

So I come out of the store and see a big dent in my bumper. Some fuck who can't drive hit my car and drove away. Apparently he (or probably she - we know how women drive) didn't learn that flooring the gas into the back of another vehicle is a somewhat unconstructive activity.

So, whoever the fuck you are. You better hope I never find out who you are because I will run you the fuck over and fill your gas tank with my piss and shit.




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Comments

  • 1
    Any chance the store has surveillance video? Though most of them don't have enough resolution to read tag numbers, maybe someone at the store would recognize the driver.

    Posted 2 months ago | Report
  • 2
    Video surveillance should have been your first thought. You must be a woman, no offense.

    Posted 2 months ago | Report
  • 3
    #2, it can't be a woman, women can't piss in gas tanks.

    And I dont know how anyone can shit in them.

    But OP, that does suck. Someone did that to me once. If its a small town I'd look for someone with a fucked up bumper that has paint matching your car on it. Then get em.

    Posted 2 months ago | Report
  • 4
    ^ women CAN piss in a gas tank- they just need to use a funnel

    Posted 2 months ago | Report
  • 5
    Quite true #4, I hadn't thought of that.

    Still though, it would require a lot of strange positioning since gas tanks are usually pretty high and somewhat vertical. I think I'd like to see someone try that.

    Posted 2 months ago | Report
  • 6
    It was me! bring it biatch! You need to learn to park you cross-eyed muppet.

    Posted 2 months ago | Report
  • 7
    this rant made me laugh so fucking much..

    'we all know how women drive.'

    Posted 2 months ago | Report
  • 8
    I've done that before to someone. So, live with a dent in your car. It's not the end of the world. So, your car's not so aesthetically pleasing... so what? Why do you care? It's better than having to dish out tons of cash over a vanity issue and deal with insurance companies and having to try to overcome cultural gaps, etc. Accidents happen and a dent in your car is not that big of a deal. They knew you wouldn't be cool, hence the hit and run.

    Posted 2 months ago | Report
  • 9
    www.claesico92.info

    Posted 3 weeks ago | Report

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