Thank you African Americans
I just wanted to take the chance to thank African Americans for all of the contributions they make to our society.Thank you for blocking the sidewalk because it is cool to walk at 1 mph, like you have nowhere to be
Thank you for showing up to the movie 20 minutes late, then talking through the whole thing.
Thank you for inner city crime.
Thank you for gangs.
Thank you for food stamps.
Thank you for shaking my car by blasting the bass on your stereo.
Thank you for bringing diseases such as aids from your continent.
Thank you for making sure that I can never get out of wal mart in less than an hour because you cannot scan things at a reasonable pace
But most of all, thank you for the entertainment you provide. Whether it is the affirmative action kid making retarded comments in a class she had no business being in in the first place, or the guy with $2000 worth of rims and $2000 worth of stereo in a $300 car, your stupidity gives me something to laugh at.
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1Thank you for making me laugh hysterically. I can totally relate.
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2movie thing so true. hahahaha :p
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3Well, I canceled a cell phone plan early at centennial wireless. A black guy was doing it for me (this was in person) and he kept like looking around and checking out my phone. Ended up not even charging me a $250 early cancellation fee, and Centennial actually sent me a REFUND check for $30 saying I had extra money in my account.
I'm not prejudiced against the nice actual Africans I know.. But.. I am prejudice against lazy people. But hey, I saved $280 out of the deal ooo
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4I laugh every time I see some guy (white or black) with a couple grand worth of tires and rims on a piece of shit that cost less than the wheels and thinks he pimped his ride.
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5The sad thing is, my brother is white and wants the $2k rims and $2k stereo for the family SUV which will be his in the future. He calls it his "boom boom fund."
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6I live in a tourist city, so I see all kinds of people stop in the middle of the sidewalk. The people that least piss me off, are African Americans because they never do it.
At the movies, it's usually anyone who brings their kids that talk through the whole thing and wiggers that show up late and ruin it.
Crime here is because of junkies, gangs here are usually wiggers.
I have met more white people who use food stamps than blacks.
Bass is wiggers and douche bags who either drive daddy's car, or douche bags who got their daddy to help pay for it.
How do you know Aids wasn't brought here by white people who traveled to Africa and had sex with someone there?
White people suck at scanning as well.
Lots of white people drive shitty cars with expensive rims. What bugs me more are the people that "do up" their car with cheap ass walmart accessories.
Just because you live in an area with a lot of African Americans and you see them do this shit all the time, does not mean that white people are not doing it somewhere else.... All the time.
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7... How do you know the author was white?
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8#7, in any event, the author is a donkey. You just cannot blame the problems of an entire society on black people, even though some of the stereotypes mentioned are true. In my town, it's the poor, uneducated, white people causing most of those same problems... Its a stupid post
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9^ the only reason that you assume the op is white is because you are stereotyping him (or her). Some thing you seem upset at him for doing. Secondly, The op does not blame "the problems of an entire society on black people." He thanks them for talking through movies, etc. I know, I know, anyone that would ever call out a black person for doing something wrong is just a racist honkey, but you said yourself the post was true...
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101. Hey better the sidewalk, than the street or your house.
2. Be an adult and ask an African American to please be quiet. he he
3. Werent the first ghettos and inner city gangs founded by non African Americans? There are tribes in africa RIGHT?
4. Dont thank African Americans thank your lovely Uncle SAM :)! There are more non black people on them anyway.
5. If your car shakes when you feel the bass its probably because it needs suspension work, but I know blame it on a black guy!
5. I know another disease you should be thanking us/Africans for the unmelinated genome. Genius Aids is manufactured, or didnt you learn that in school
6. There is a self checkout line, blame it on a black person, its all their fault anyway RIGHT!
7. Stupidity is entertaining to you, no wonder you wrote this wonderful blog. No, instead of micromanaging all African Americans Finances why dont you go back to the 18th century where you belong. Its amazing how some people take all the credit and delegate all the risk!
Have a nice day!
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11^ wow what a douche. Yeah, aids is manufactured my ass. go die of sickle cell you stupid bastard.
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12looks like we pissed off a nigger lover.
just to be clear, m there's a difference between a black person and a nigger.
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13Aids is manufatured? RIIIIIGHT. I suppose some secret laboratory cooked up Ebola, Hanta Virus, and the Bubonic Plague as well and the US is behind it all? Keep dreaming, Mr. Conspiracy Theorist.
Morons like you need to be taken out and shot.
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14Thank you OP for being an ignorant ass.
Obviously you do not know your facts.
You just writing anything like the retarded fucker you are and blaming Blacks for everything that's wrong in society now, when the blame should go on whites. Who brought us over from African? Whites. So shut the fuck up and deal with it you pussy
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15Hey, 12, how are things in Kentucky circa 1840? Is the weather nice? There's a difference because of what? I am sure if you be shrewd enough to present your "argument" to an actual black person they would consider your points, mull them over carefully, and then punch you in the face. Better hurry up, it's past 8 pm and you must have a Klan meeting to attend. After all, burning crosses, much like fireworks just don't have the same pizazz during daylight hours.
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