Lawsuit-happy fat people
I can't stand fat people who sue fast food companies because they're too fat! So, let me get this straight: your doctor told you to stop eating fast food, you can get nutrition facts for the food just by asking (it's true!), everyone who doesn't live in a hole knows that hamburgers have a hell of a lot of calories in them, and it's the company's fault for not telling you their products were bad for you? If these people didn't listen to their doctors, I'm willing to bet that a warning label wouldn't have much of an impact, either. Anyone who thinks McDonald's is a health-food store has more problems than being fat.Oh, and trying to squeeze money out of these companies because your KIDS are fat is greedy and demented. You stuff your kids full of French fries and then demand that someone pay you because you're too much of a bad parent to stop taking your kids to Burger King?
People go to fast food places to be unhealthy. Everyone knows that. I eat healthy food most of the time, and then head over to McDonald's and KFC to pig out on junk. You shouldn't eat hamburgers every day and then complain when you have a heart attack. It's not as if you don't have access to healthy food -- in fact, it's right there at McDonald's should you decide you want a salad.
I propose a solution. We change the nutrition facts on McDonald's food to make it look like fast food is healthy. We put a big, prominent sign on the outside: "Eat healthy here!" Then everyone who isn't an idiot will know that hamburgers and fries are still bad for you, but all the stupid people will die of clogged arteries because they can't take their heads out of their asses.
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1Kind of like suing McDonald's because your coffee was too hot.
Posted 11 months ago | Report -
2or suing the tobacco companies for giving you cancer, as if they tied you down, put a gun to your head, and forced you to inhale their shit.
STOP FUCKING SMOKING, or better yet, don't even start, you fucking morons!
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3They have to blame someone and since they obviously don't want to accept the blame themselves they have to find some reason to believe it's someone else's fault.
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4I will sue your ass for calling me fat
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5"I will sue your ass for calling me fat"
LOL
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6Well,i kinda feel the same way cause fat people sue other fast food resturants cause they getting fat and it don't make no sense to me.
Posted 11 months ago | Report -
7gfuicvkiunmgf ytionmuy klreyysd ./././ oi,m cvop,m,ionhg ytpo resaty yyopui!@
[translation: ""fucking tiny keys... im comming to eat you]
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8I agree! If you want to stop being fat, start exercising!!! Fuck n' A!!!! Instead of shoving a fuckin' big mac in your mouth and watering it down with a damn milk shake!!!!! GET OFF YOUR FAT ASS AND EXERCISE!!!!!!!
Posted 11 months ago | Report -
9exactly. fuck fat people. especially the ones that blame mickey ds for their obesityness. fatties. Mcdonalds is great food, if you eat it once a year. fuck, eat an apple! Maybe you wouldn't be such a pig! Really though, if I was obese, I would shit all over the floor in public places, and blame it on mcdonalds. I would also walk around with happy meals in my pockets.
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10gfuicvkiunmgf ytionmuy klreyysd ./././ oi,m cvop,m,ionhg ytpo resaty yyopui!@
[translation: ""fucking tiny keys... im comming to eat you]
^^^ LMAO
Posted 10 months ago | Report -
11i wanna sue healthy people for making me feel fat
Posted 9 months ago | Report -
12lets sue the FAT people for costing us more in healthcare... Taking up space in the emergency room... People who are FAT and people who SMOKE should pay out the NOSE for health insurance. Is ANYONE with me on this???
Posted 6 months ago | Report -
13I'm with you, 12!
Posted 5 months ago | Report -
14It's true that a person shouldn’t sue b/c they are fat, but it's not entirely their faults they're in that position. McDonalds, Wendy’s ect offer food at low prices. It costs a lot of cash to be able to eat healthy. Meat, vegetables, dairy, it's expensive. The bad stuff is cheap. We need to lower the price of health food so that everyone can access it.
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15#12 it actually costs less for a fat person than a thinner one. I just saw on the news that b/c thinner people are healthier they live longer and fat people die sooner b/c of obesity related diseases. So really the thin people are going to be costing more money longer.
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