Dear Parents
Please take your kids to the bathroom instead of letting them shit as they please in the pool and making us have to close it down.And no, the pool is not closed for the rest of the day, just until the chemicals fully thin out, which takes about half an hour. Please understand that the question gets old after twenty times.
Don't get pissed at me for getting you out. I'm following orders and doing my job. Do yours. I'm sure all the other guests will appreciate it too.
Sincerely,
The Lifeguard
Rating:5.00
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You just described the one reason why I stay out of public pools: fucking trashy people that do things like you just described.
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Heh heh, little did you know it was just a Baby Ruth...
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People actually get mad that you kick them out of the pool because there is shit in it? I would be out of the pool faster than anyone lol
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People love to have kids but have an epic fail when it comes to raising them.
I mean, a PARENT can't see what is wrong with a load of shit in a public pool? It doesn't inspire faith in the young generation
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Yeah, for real #3. They roll their eyes and everything.
And I get people who come up and ask "Did someone poop in the pool?" No, they just farted flowers, nothing to worry about. Carry on.
-OP
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Amen #4.
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i understand your missery. i am a lifeguard too... And the lake i work at gets really crowded on weekends and such, and many of our visitors could be considered a little trashy. so they drop off their 2-7 year olds down by the water... And head up to the pinic area to drink the day away (also not allowed, but they are sneaky bastards.... Most of these 'parents' aren't of legal drinking ageg anyways). well, eventually, the kid wanders off somewhere... Surprise. the parent freaks out when they wander down to cool off themselves. you ask for a description...'um... She is this tall (insert hand motion to hip height) and had a pink bikini with ruffles.' well, take your pick, lady, cause what 5 year old girl doesn't wear a pink bikini with ruffles. its all i see from up here. so the kid doesn't turn up... Now its time for the water search (usually the kid is just in the locker room making a mess or walking trying to find their 'parent,' but for a moment when no one can see this child, it is really scary and you start to think the worst). well, when you clear the water *even with the explaination that you are searching for a child who is lost/possibly drown* the whole place practically goes into a riot. like hello, could you maybe just stand on dry land for 5 min till this child is located?!?!?!?
or even better--thunderstorms, they fight with you about being allowed in water in a thunderstorm. they act like you are an asshole for telling them they cannot stand in a pool of water while their is lightening. apperently they did not make it far enough in school to understand that WATER CONDUCTS ELECTRICITY.
and not to mention that these sad excuses for parents let their kids drop their pants and piss where ever the fuck they feel like it. i have brought children to tears for trying to pee on the grass. WE ARE OUTSIDE BUT YOU ARE NOT A DOG. WE HAVE A BATHROOM FACILITY 30 YARDS TO YOUR RIGHT. these people are too lazy to walk their children over. i wonder if the kids piss all over their house as well??? it would not surprise me. AND they tell them to pee in the water... IT IS A STILL BODY OF WATER, STUPID. ITS JUST GOING TO SIT THERE. AND THERE ARE NO CHEMICALS. you and everyone else will be standing in piss for the rest of the day. and you wonder why we shut down for contamination. the piss in the water, the piss all over.... The fact you burry diapers in the sand... I don't know, just a few ideas.
FUCKING FILTHY ANIMALS!
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I cannot imagine being a lifeguard at a lake...
Trashy visitors, yeah I understand your pain. We've had parents leave their kids and go drinking at the tavern... To return a few hours later unable to find their kids. We get like fifty parents everyday who can't find their kids, but your situation sounds like hell. However, I can fully empathise with you on the thunderstorm deal. I actually work at a water park, so when we evacuate the whole area we get people who are like "I paid so much to get in here, I'm staying!!!" I can't help how much it costs, and I don't control the weather. Get the hell out.
And when we have to evacuate due to kiddie shit, everyone leaves that area to go to another. When they break some sort of rule that they got away with before they give lip about being able to do it earlier and bitch about the other place getting closed down--NOT OUR DAMN FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Really, the lack of intelligence of parents we get out here amazes me. I definitely feel smarter than lots of the people who are twice my age. And the guests wonder why we have such an attitude. We don't get paid enough to do our jobs AND put up with morons.
"i wonder if the kids piss all over their house as well???" LOL
-OP
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Picklezzz!!!
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I would be out of there so damn fast itd look like a cheesy two frame movement in some old ass cartoon XD
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Fuck off "picklez"
Immature twat.
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www.zanzibarholiday.net
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You just described the one reason why I stay out of public pools: fucking trashy people that do things like you just described.Posted 5 months ago | Report
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Heh heh, little did you know it was just a Baby Ruth...Posted 5 months ago | Report
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People actually get mad that you kick them out of the pool because there is shit in it? I would be out of the pool faster than anyone lolPosted 5 months ago | Report
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People love to have kids but have an epic fail when it comes to raising them.I mean, a PARENT can't see what is wrong with a load of shit in a public pool? It doesn't inspire faith in the young generation
Posted 5 months ago | Report
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Yeah, for real #3. They roll their eyes and everything.And I get people who come up and ask "Did someone poop in the pool?" No, they just farted flowers, nothing to worry about. Carry on.
-OP
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Amen #4.Posted 5 months ago | Report
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i understand your missery. i am a lifeguard too... And the lake i work at gets really crowded on weekends and such, and many of our visitors could be considered a little trashy. so they drop off their 2-7 year olds down by the water... And head up to the pinic area to drink the day away (also not allowed, but they are sneaky bastards.... Most of these 'parents' aren't of legal drinking ageg anyways). well, eventually, the kid wanders off somewhere... Surprise. the parent freaks out when they wander down to cool off themselves. you ask for a description...'um... She is this tall (insert hand motion to hip height) and had a pink bikini with ruffles.' well, take your pick, lady, cause what 5 year old girl doesn't wear a pink bikini with ruffles. its all i see from up here. so the kid doesn't turn up... Now its time for the water search (usually the kid is just in the locker room making a mess or walking trying to find their 'parent,' but for a moment when no one can see this child, it is really scary and you start to think the worst). well, when you clear the water *even with the explaination that you are searching for a child who is lost/possibly drown* the whole place practically goes into a riot. like hello, could you maybe just stand on dry land for 5 min till this child is located?!?!?!? or even better--thunderstorms, they fight with you about being allowed in water in a thunderstorm. they act like you are an asshole for telling them they cannot stand in a pool of water while their is lightening. apperently they did not make it far enough in school to understand that WATER CONDUCTS ELECTRICITY.
and not to mention that these sad excuses for parents let their kids drop their pants and piss where ever the fuck they feel like it. i have brought children to tears for trying to pee on the grass. WE ARE OUTSIDE BUT YOU ARE NOT A DOG. WE HAVE A BATHROOM FACILITY 30 YARDS TO YOUR RIGHT. these people are too lazy to walk their children over. i wonder if the kids piss all over their house as well??? it would not surprise me. AND they tell them to pee in the water... IT IS A STILL BODY OF WATER, STUPID. ITS JUST GOING TO SIT THERE. AND THERE ARE NO CHEMICALS. you and everyone else will be standing in piss for the rest of the day. and you wonder why we shut down for contamination. the piss in the water, the piss all over.... The fact you burry diapers in the sand... I don't know, just a few ideas.
FUCKING FILTHY ANIMALS!
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I cannot imagine being a lifeguard at a lake...Trashy visitors, yeah I understand your pain. We've had parents leave their kids and go drinking at the tavern... To return a few hours later unable to find their kids. We get like fifty parents everyday who can't find their kids, but your situation sounds like hell. However, I can fully empathise with you on the thunderstorm deal. I actually work at a water park, so when we evacuate the whole area we get people who are like "I paid so much to get in here, I'm staying!!!" I can't help how much it costs, and I don't control the weather. Get the hell out.
And when we have to evacuate due to kiddie shit, everyone leaves that area to go to another. When they break some sort of rule that they got away with before they give lip about being able to do it earlier and bitch about the other place getting closed down--NOT OUR DAMN FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Really, the lack of intelligence of parents we get out here amazes me. I definitely feel smarter than lots of the people who are twice my age. And the guests wonder why we have such an attitude. We don't get paid enough to do our jobs AND put up with morons.
"i wonder if the kids piss all over their house as well???" LOL
-OP
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Picklezzz!!!Posted 5 months ago | Report
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I would be out of there so damn fast itd look like a cheesy two frame movement in some old ass cartoon XDPosted 5 months ago | Report
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Fuck off "picklez"Immature twat.
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www.zanzibarholiday.netPosted 4 months ago | Report
