Old People

Why is it that old people are so quick to blame everything on young people?

I'd like to remind the geriatrics of this:

5% of my paycheck goes to into a fund that allows you go get your social security check every month.

Another 5% of my paycheck ensures that you get free or low cost medical coverage.

Then after that I have to have my income docked some more to ensure that I have medical coverage for myself and some kind of retirement for when I get old because I will never see a damn dime of this social security that I pay so dearly into.

It seems to me that my generation are the ones struggling to repair all the shit that you people spent your whole lives fucking up.

I am so tired of hearing old people bitch. They will bitch anytime, anywhere, to anyone that will listen. I know, groceries are expensive and so is gas. But trust me, I'll be dealing with the high prices far longer than you will so you dont have to tell me didley shit about the topic.

And I am well aware that you don't like my clothes or tattoo or tongue piercing. I dont really like the way you're dressed either but I don't tell you because I'm not as rude as you are. Besides, the length of my shorts or skirt is none of your damn business. My ass is not at your eye level so you shouldnt be staring at it anyway.

I also know you dont like loud music. But my system wouldnt shake your car quite so much if you would go more than 5 miles an hour when you're in front of me.

Pharmaceutical companies need to start sneaking valium in with people's cholesterol medications. The daytime public would be a much more pleasant place.

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Comments

  • 1
    My suggestion: Print this out and tuck it away someplace. Then 30 years from now, pull it out, read it and laugh at the irony.

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  • 2
    You go girl!!!!

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  • 3
    What makes you think this was written by a girl? it sounds almost intelligent

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  • 4
    LeRette my friend!

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  • 5
    Yea! Go girl!

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  • 6
    Rock on.

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  • 7
    #3, dumbass, she was talking about her ass hanging out of her skirt. FAIRLY safe to assume it's a girl.

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  • 8
    5'd for adequate assbeating. I feel the same way. I'm sick of hearing baby boomers bitch about things when they are they ones that got to have a free ride for the last several decades and are now starting to die off.

    I'm glad that they got to make love and make excuses for everything, hence the terms liberal and conservative; but I didn't get to have any of that gravy train and I'm going to be paying the interest on the fucking debts they created and are passing onto children and grandchildren.

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  • 9
    Amen. Every time I look at my paystub I want to throw something.

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  • 10
    You too will be bitching fuckface , if u live long enough. Usually people like you do something stupid and die young. But if u live long enough you might just understand that it is US, not you or me, that is of consequence. You don't have a clue about US because you are only capable of self concern and self involvement, which your idiot parents probably modeled really well for you. So the fact that your an emotional cripple with no capacity for empathy in any shape or form, who'se big concern is getting his little chunk of the material pie, means that you are just a product of your training. WOOf WOOf. Poor little boy not getting the toys he wants because the bitchy old people who have all his money. Blame mommy and daddy. get off it and then TRY TO GROW UP AND BE AN INDEPENDENT HUMAN INSTEAD OF A TOADY FUCKHEAD

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  • 11
    ^ lol, I wrote #1 but was THINKING more along your lines. It's so hard to keep it in sometimes, though, and they make it SO tempting not to...

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  • 12
    I cannot stand boomers. At all. All they ever talk about is their halcyon days. How they all were going to change the world and where they were when JFK got shot and blah blah blah. They never mention how as a generation they completely sold out and how it's primarily their fault the world is the stinking shit ball it has become. Nope. Not their fault. They were too busy buying Viagra and worrying about their colon health to give two fucks about the generation that followed them.

    So, feel free to re live how all twenty bazillion of you were at Woodstock and how the brown acid flash backs are giving you acid reflux or osteoporosis or whatever it is you dirty old hippies like to complain about. Just remember, you're old. So shut the fuck up. already. We don't care.

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  • 13
    #12 - outstanding verbal ass beating. I salute you. I fucking mean it. :)

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  • 14
    #10 I really tried to follow you until you started barking, referring to me as a man, and calling me a toady fuckhead... which is a frog-like fuckhead?

    Anyway try to make a little more sense next time you attempt to insult me. #12 brought up a good point that you just proved, you people had way too much LSD in the good ol days.

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  • 15
    My parents who are boomers can't stand boomers. #10, what are YOU concerned about? Not concerned with your chunk of the material pie? I thought that's where my paycheck was going... your chunk you're so not concerned about. You don't have to be concerned, since it's handed to you. Must be nice... I don't think I'll ever know....

    Posted 1 month ago | Report

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