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Gfh: First date shocker

So I met this babe a few weeks before I was meant to leave for the UK. At the time I was at a call box trying to get my car sold. Next thing I know this girl comes and sits on the freezer next to me just staring at me while I’m on the phone. I looked at her and she just stared back at me with this “why are you wasting my time” look on her face. So I eventually get off the phone and she asks me for a light. I didn’t have a light but I did have a joint in my pocket so I said “I don’t have a light but let’s go to the shop and light up this joint”. She smiled and that was that. We got to know each other and spent the next hour or so just chatting. She was a little weird but that didn’t bug me because hey, after all I was leaving in three weeks so I might as well have some fun. So she wanted to see me the next day and I said come around at about 9am or so. The next morning I was in the bath at 8: 30 getting ready and she knocks at the door. I shout its open and I can hear she lets herself into the house. Ten minutes later she knocks on the bathroom door and asks to come in. I say sure and she comes in, drops her pants, drops her panties, sits on the toilet and proceeds to have a big fat shit in front of me and boy did it smell. She looked at me and laughed saying sorry amid her laughter. It was weird I admit. I just didn’t know what to say. Anyway we spent the day together and sure we had a good time but I was glad I was going to leave her behind in 3 weeks. She was more than a little freaky. (This isn’t the end of it as it gets worse but I haven’t got time to write at the mo.)

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